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My dog is... *clears throat*

  • 03-09-2003 5:07am
    #1
    EvenStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭


    He's horny. ALL the time.
    He humps the chairs, he humps the legs of visitors, he humps the rug, the computer desk, the chairs, and . . . if it was possible, he would hump air. >_< Help?!


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  • #2
    doctor evil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,114 ✭✭✭doctor evil


    Get your dog neutered it should help


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Or get him a girlfriend :)


  • #4
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,793 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Get a rubber glove!!!!!!!

    Seriously though most dogs grow out of it when they realise that they`re not going to get any.
    Richie


  • #5
    Falkorre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭Falkorre


    Get him neutered.
    Unless u intend to breed from him (ie: if hes a pedigree) then not only is it a good idea medically, it will also curb his "urges" ;)

    B


  • #6
    EvenStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭EvenStar


    But you see, he is neatured. I tell him not to all the time. That's why I want sum help. :( lolz . . .

    I put a rug outside, so he humps that sumtimes. But I wish all of his um...energy... would be directed to that rug.


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  • #7
    FAYESY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 274 ✭✭FAYESY


    I have a female Jack Russell cross that humps all my other dogs! it has NOTHING to do with sex it is Bellas way of showing that she is superior to the other mutts, maybe your dog is the same??!! what type of dog is he??

    Faye


  • #8
    atgate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 584 ✭✭✭atgate


    my dog had the job done but he still tries it on every now and then - the vet said that he might still have some testicular tissue on his bladder!

    A good way is to make a large sound as soon as he starts mounting. Try having a rolled up newspaper handy, as soon as doggie starts whack the newspaper off something, he'll get a fright (don't hit it too close to the dog or he'll think your giving out to him and try not to look at him) after a few frights he'll associate getting a fright with the anti-social behavior and give up, worked for my Yorkie years ago.

    BTW telling him to stop only might reenforce the action, he might think it's just attention.

    A


  • #9
    Falkorre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭Falkorre


    U might wanna try this....
    Everytime he starts, b4 he gets *too* into it, or even when u know hes thinking about starting, negativley (sp?)distract him by doing somthing like spraying him with a water pistol.

    Basically its a 2 step program, first u need to get him a little less obsessed, then, and most importantly, u need to teach him that other games can be a lot more enjoyable :)

    B


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