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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    thread killers who...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    in an attempt to kill this thread said that the next person who posted on dis thred was a purple monkey dishwasher


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭superfly


    wearing anti purple monkey dishwasher underpants :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Kold, hearing about the purple monkey dishwasher wearing anti purple monkey dishwasher underpants thought that someone may have been calling him, but they were actually calling...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    me because im the next person that posted on this thread so i guess that makes me a purple monkey dishwasher wearing anti purple monkey dishwasher underpants unless of course.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    you count the two guys before you, but we won't because...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Yavvy


    they can never really inderstand the true nature of purple monkey dishwasher underpants, Thakfully I can and so I have been able to remove ......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    the old stigma that purple monkey dishwasher wearing anti purple monkey dishwasher underpants were usually considered to be a bit.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    linked with purple monkey diswasher syndrome which happens to...


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    be a problem associated with the Greeks(inventors of gayness), and


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Bertie aherne who's a bit of a monkey himself but thats not the issue here because there's alot done......


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    to him by celia thats not gettin done anymore...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    because she has particular problems with the issue of...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    purple monkeys in the bedroom; in fact she said to Bertie "If you bring home any more monkeys I'll


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭red_ice


    play hopscotch with the chocolate kettle, which will only result in 4 being the magic number! so we know that you will have to ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    cut down on my medication cause I dont remember what I was saying, weird eh? Not really says Bertie, remember that time we went to Vagas and you..


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    and I pretended we were...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    The chipmonks even though there were 3 of them but...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    instead of singing the words of Berties favourite nursery rhyme, Celia dropped her...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    moneky in the sink , but then a magic man came out of no where and. . .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    put the monkey in the dishwasher which turned him into a super-powered purple monkey dishwasher...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    who Celia promptly ran off with. Bertie was devastated and went off to look for...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    something not associated with purple monkeys or monkeys of any kind or dishwasher paraphenalia


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    and set out of a mission with a very cunning plan that involved..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Jesus...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    or some Jesus related matter, but to do this he must first consult..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    those who control the purple monkey dishwashers and thus those that know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Jesus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    wanted to BURN all the so called "purple monkey dishwashers" IN THE WORLD , but he soon found out he .. .... .


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    needed to buy a new flame thrower so he proceded to


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