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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Bertie rings Arnie to ask him to sort it out, but instead in a misunderstanding Arnie arranges for Bertie to share his prisoner of war cell with joe higgiins who...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    has gone insne from his incarseration and wants to.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭Lawdie


    Have a sex change and marry Clare Daly, meanwhile Clare....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    is eating pie ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    sprinkled with all kinds of sweets. she notices that the pounds are piling on so she grabs the phone and rings


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    her fairy god mother to ask......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    for Mr. Motivators number. Fairy Godmother is a little bit worried because of the fling she had with Mr. Motivator. instead she gave the number of


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    orangeroosters mother, and then....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    all the lads called orangeroosters mother.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    a slut. Arnold Schwarzenegger got wind of this and ordered


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    orangeroosters mother to surrender her garments, for the purpose of...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭Spud


    is eating pie
    Wtf?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    said Arnie , Féck, féck, what the féck..!!

    Realising that a Governor with Torretts syndrome was not for California, Doctors signed arnie into a secure mental institution where he...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    met orangeroosters mother who promptly.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    went the uk and ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    pledged to hunt down John Connor the obnoxious scumbag, leager of the scumbag revolution. when she arrived at Heathrow all di not seem right. to her left was


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Gubnet O' Lunacy who was carrying a pear tree with a small partridge stuck in it, there was also a large billboard poster predicting many mad things were going to come over the next 12 days or so .

    Meanwhile the TV in the arrivals hall was showing Sky news which went live to Nepal where a by now famous goat was...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    In a coma due to a prolonged shortage of...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭Lawdie


    Hearding people. He turned off the TV and saw...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    an ominous looking orbital frame, which then...


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    burned out to reveal...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Des Lynham sitting on a throne. it was very clear with this that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    Des Lynham was the true leader of the empire forces, based on the planet of xion-7, a world known for its vast quantities of...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭l3rian


    ...naked supermodels which is why Des


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    opened a laundry store there to fund...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    his addiction to faberge eggs..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭Lawdie


    Cant believe that Glenroe is not on anymore. The other issue in RTE over...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Originally posted by Lawdie
    Cant believe that Glenroe is not on anymore. The other issue in RTE over...
    what the fúck? this is supposed to make sense.:confused: :mad:
    his addiction to faberge eggs..
    which weirdly dissappeared after....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    he noticed his sperm count dropped alarmingly after eating 12,000 of the suckers in an afternoons debauchery with....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    ...orangerooster's mother.

    He then died, after realised that faberge eggs can not be eaten as they are made of precious stones and gold and other inedible materials. His funeral was attended by the loveable....


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