And then.....

Shaque attack · 27-10-2003 10:12pm

Mrs Hazuki, Ryos mother; who in a way

28-10-2003 1:39pm

must have been fond of goats because she carried a huge picture of a nepalian goat around with her.

Meanwhile on an island in the south pacific Gray Davis has kidnapped Arnie and is giving him electric shock treatment, in an effort to get him to stop saying I'll be back .
In the middle of this Arnie despite being tied down in a straight jacket jumped up arms folded and...

Kold · 28-10-2003 4:35pm

Used his governor powers to turn the world into a cel shaded anime world full of pikachus, beautiful 12 year old girls and giant mechs which would be cool because....

Zer0^ · 28-10-2003 5:17pm

they would make a giant **** making machine that would .....

Vader · 28-10-2003 7:26pm

be called skynet which would attempt to take over the world using

28-10-2003 8:59pm

a herd of elephants and...

Zer0^ · 28-10-2003 11:28pm

a monkey with a banana...

red_ice · 29-10-2003 1:46am

sat there on a beach in california with LSD on the rocks while don conroy, DON CONROY of all people does the holky kolky to the tune of..

Mossy Monk · 29-10-2003 2:04am

Christy Moore's Ride On. a few muck savages spot this and charge him down only to find out that he is a mirage. they begin to dig furiously to find him but instead come across a

l3rian · 29-10-2003 6:38am

...tin of beans

Shaque attack · 29-10-2003 9:38am

powered machine gun that...

29-10-2003 10:22am

miraculously turns into a Goat who in an effort to find his trainer dashes down the beach at a might pace but instead bumps into...

Shaque attack · 29-10-2003 1:42pm

a herd of goat poachers who...

Mr_Roger_Bongos · 29-10-2003 2:51pm

who molest him, and the goat, and take them back to deepest darkest ..................................................Finglas, where.........

Kold · 29-10-2003 3:10pm

Everyone is incredibly polite and well mannered...

Vader · 29-10-2003 7:42pm

prícks just like that shower of bastárds from....

29-10-2003 9:06pm

Nepal where the Goat was originally from.

/ meanwhile the indigenous people of a tiny african island somewhere in the ocean voted to explode their first nuclear bomb.

They had enough of the bad weather on the island and decided it was time to end it all, plus Arnie had declared them as his first official foreign visit as Governor.

However as the country braced itself to be anihialated, their president pressed the red button which instead of blowing them all asunder...

Vader · 29-10-2003 9:12pm

launched the rocket at.....

Kold · 29-10-2003 9:57pm

Elmo on sesame st. who is the default target, the rocket...

Exit · 29-10-2003 10:03pm

goes to school and learns about grammar and the structuring of proper sentences. Upon leaving school, the rocket gets a poorly paid, but quite enjoyable job, in the local Spar. One day a customer walks in...

29-10-2003 10:43pm

with a baby goat who...

Vader · 29-10-2003 10:47pm

wants to get enough club points to turn into frequent flier miles to visit Nepal, where the baby goat wishes to........

Exit · 29-10-2003 10:51pm

take a dump. However, the Nepalese government...

Mossy Monk · 30-10-2003 12:20am

were making plans for a sneak attack on Copenhagen the birth place of

Stormfox1020 · 30-10-2003 11:18am

Bill gates who was buying Russia when,

Éomer of Rohan · 30-10-2003 11:26am

Lenin rose from the grave and...

Shaque attack · 30-10-2003 11:43am

seeing that all his communist ideals were in ruin decided to...

30-10-2003 12:24pm

consult Ã‰omer for advice who told him...

Paddy20 · 30-10-2003 1:55pm

Go shoot yourself

AL][EN · 30-10-2003 1:59pm

which he did, this didnt actually surprise anyone because...

And then.....

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