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Vader · 2003-09-05 18:32:32

I recently tried this as a drinking game, halarious after several pints. The idea is simple, just add one sentence to the story and try and make sense. Bush walks into a shop and...

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#422 30-10-2003 3:36pm

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everyone knows that Lenin was the highly suggestable type who liked to follow the will of the people despite the fact that the people are becoming more and more...

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#423 30-10-2003 4:25pm

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incontinent. Which meant that Pampers were finally breaking into the adult market with their pull up nappies. Daddy well Dadadaad Your a big boy now! But more money means....

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#424 30-10-2003 4:47pm

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SSSSHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFUCHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS...

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#425 30-10-2003 7:10pm

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or SHAMONE MOTHER FUCHERS... if said quickly but that changes the meaning slightly into..

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a small furry mexican chilli dish made mainly of...

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#427 30-10-2003 7:15pm

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Little goat...

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#428 30-10-2003 7:20pm

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have a **** and ....

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#429 30-10-2003 7:35pm

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eat well for tomorrow you....

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#430 30-10-2003 7:43pm

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and eat your APPLES BECAUSE an apple a day keeps the .........

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#431 30-10-2003 8:01pm

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thats twice Zer0^'s posts havent made snse
tomorrow you die is the traditional ending

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#432 30-10-2003 10:20pm

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beat George W. Bush, Bill Gates and Dick Cheney to death with....

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a frozen sauasge he found in...

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the remains of the goat from Nepal which had died when...

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#435 30-10-2003 10:46pm

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trying to convert to Jedism from grand master.......

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#436 30-10-2003 10:48pm

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which is a kind of anally retentive board games expert, almost as nerdy as people who sit at their computers all day and...

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and like to think of ways to take over the world and turn .......

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all the mad people sane, before...

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#439 31-10-2003 10:34am

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...they get out their bananas and...

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#440 31-10-2003 11:48am

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Finially all choke on the potassium rich fruit. Everyone yes, everyone in the story is now dead. No reincarnation, no undead, no ignoring this, for the love of what ever god/s you believe in make them stop. Make the voices stop. *cough* ahem...

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Havelock then got up from the couch and noticed the Doctor he was speaking to had a pet goat in a cage in the corner of the room.
Having listened intently for over an hour, the Doctor in a fit of guilt released the goat who leaped across the room and out the window landing on...

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#442 31-10-2003 2:54pm

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a frog, who then turned in to a Prince with a funny walk, who then...

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#443 31-10-2003 3:55pm

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.. circled Havelock ... asking "do you know who I am?" ... just as Havelock noticed his walk straightening up ....

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#444 31-10-2003 5:51pm

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havelock got an erection, a small one, but it was present....barely... but anyway..

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#445 31-10-2003 6:17pm

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stories like this never end and i'll tell you why....

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#446 31-10-2003 6:28pm

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go on so...

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#447 31-10-2003 8:01pm

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Havelock do your worst! this is the 3rd or 4th time youve said the end. I think your only doing this because.....

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the force is weak within you. If the force was strong you could.......

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not be a retard...

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#450 31-10-2003 10:55pm

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...and mind control Kold to walk off a cliff. Meantime however, the psychiatrist which Havelock had been visiting had himself started to see random goats and needed counselling from an old bald headed hermit who said...

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#451 31-10-2003 11:20pm

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Did you not know, women are better at it than goats ?..

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