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  • #452
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    ...To which the answer came back "Arrrghh look, a goat!" and the goat trotted merrily off after sending the psychiatrist insane and...


  • #453
    Ryo Hazuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    ...asked Castor Troy to call orangeroosters house, before his mother got home from her 3rd day at her new job, an oriental....


  • #454
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    ....fortune cookie maker which was quite unsuccessful as a business since they contained things like "You will step outside and be hit by a bus" which put people right off their meal but...


  • #455
    Ryo Hazuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    ..increased profits by selling ornamental eggs to wealthy looking customers. On this night, the restaurant had a particularly well known customer. Known for his penchant for jazz music and guns, the staff addressed him as...


  • #456
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Havelock screamed!, "Keep your filthy hands off my sheep!", and then he ...


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  • #457
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    saw the particularly well known and well armed customer who's name was...


  • #458
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Sir Daddy long legs, who sat beside...


  • #459
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    ...Colonel Mustard who had committed the murder of Prof. Plum in the dining room with a twig and who...


  • #460
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    then ordered a bowl of stewed sheeps eyes, to be followed by a plate of ....


  • #461
    Ryo Hazuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    delicious kittencake smores (eat smacky smores) produced by the good people at....


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  • #462
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    pull out his deadly twig and...


  • #463
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    speak Russian fast, before ...


  • #464
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    he got the lead pipe stuck up his....


  • #465
    Ryo Hazuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    nose, which was made of iron. As expected, it suffered no damage, however orangeroosters mother was fast approaching the scene, with intent to....


  • #466
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Stamp on Sir Daddy, because...


  • #467
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    he was looking at her......


  • #468
    Ebonyks
    Registered Users Posts: 529 ✭✭✭Ebonyks


    enormous box...


  • #469
    jonhate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 275 ✭✭jonhate


    Which was an elctrostatic box....


  • #470
    AL][EN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    full of...


  • #471
    Éomer of Rohan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    ...Quality Street of many colours and shapes which fell on the ground after orangeroosters mother hit Sir Daddy on the....


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  • #472
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    toe.

    Meanwhile, back in that tiny african island, the president was still trying to figure out the contols of the rocket launcher when...


  • #473
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    orangerooster and Ryo's mothers arrived for.....


  • #474
    Stormfox1020
    Closed Accounts Posts: 833 ✭✭✭Stormfox1020


    "TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE!", which fell down the toliet when a huge...


  • #475
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    DONKEY poped out of out and ....


  • #476
    barbarianinvade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭barbarianinvade


    began to dance and sing before....


  • #477
    AL][EN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    being hauled away and shot by...


  • #478
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    A One eyed Alien from planet oggle, who then decided to...


  • #479
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    look up his long lost twin brother George who lives in.......


  • #480
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Ziggywamboo in Australia, where they are secretly mining for....


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  • #481
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    toilet paper.
    Meanwhile orangrooster and Ryo's mothers pondered how they ended up on a strange island run by a mad dictator who any second now was going to figure out how to explode his first nuclear bomb.

    They took a bite out of the chocalate orange which tasted of...


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