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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Nitroglycerine, which immediately exploded, blowing them and the madman ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 Shamez Zeb


    laughed; "Ha ha ha ha ha" in an eveil way (Moowhohahaha). Ryo enraged at this insult rallied the LNA to....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    his bedroom for.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 barbarianinvade


    a quite moment alone to reflect on what has become of...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    ...the greatest military organisation ever to grace the land of eire.

    While all this was happening, the Raheen liberation army was planning a massive attack on the LNA fortress, Orangeroosters house, using A new type of orbital frame made of the super strong alloy...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    triplacticine found ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    only after orangerooster blew his...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    ...alloy mine into small fragments of metatron. It was then that orangeroosters mother arrived home. Angry that her house was under siege by raheen nationalists, she took out her broom and...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    took out her broom and swept the floor rapidly hoping the resultant dust and mucus storm would....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    frighten away the radioactive triplacitine flies that were breeding like maggots as they fed on....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    small radioactive fragments of metatron which made them...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Turn into huge green monsters when ever they got mad!! this of course leads to the problem that....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    their bottoms expel much gaseous fumes, so powerful in fact that they...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    make even orangerooster sick and he is used to things that smell like........


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Nepalian goats.

    At this point it was discovered that the explosion hadn't killed the mad dictator at all,he was using the faked death as a cover for his affair with...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    carbonated doo stuck in an oven. Orangerooster is horribly sick and runs away, trailing his...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    the girl next store which was plaining to ....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    reply to posts in the wrong chronological order because she thinks her posts are funnier since she became a........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    giant air balloon, with Classical FM Mod emblazoned on it. The Big E balloon tried to get off the ground but!...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    got stuck because her head had swelled so much since she became a mod back when........


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    dinosaurs drove to earth in big flying spaceships with


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    crates full of FREE fags, or was it faggots ?...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    The interpretation of the ancient scrolls is a little hazy there as it was covered with...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    a dark tar like substance, which killed off the dinosaurs, before starting on the....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    publicans; a small troll like race of fat smelly bald........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    cannabals who used to feast on the flesh of......


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Goats.
    At this point a Great fog came down such that nobody could see anything at all at all, except for Ryo's mom who had super sight and took the opportunity to...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    ...leave the area. A short while after, orangeroosters mother flew down on her broom, bringing christmas cheer to all.

    She, noticed some children nearby and gave them some....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    super treacle sweets which glued their mouths shut so they couldn't sing bloody stupid songs such as...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    'Are you ready for love' (Elton John) and any stereophonics garbage, which can cause young children to


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