And then.....

orangerooster

his increible fear of my lollipops which when eaten caused.....

Paddy20

horrific hallucinations, and flights of fancy, before they began to eat peoples tonsils and....

orangerooster

releasing pheramones which brought Magerat Tatcher on the scene where she asked....

Paddy20

"Where is this place called Ireland", before she was grabbed by the....

fastest goat in nepal who dragged her all the way to...

Paddy20

the graveyard for mentally retarded ex-politicians with delusions of grandeur, where she was subjected to...

quank

chinese burns and nipple twisters until she admitted about her fetish off....

Paddy20

secretly stabbing people in the back, while smiling at the hungry patients of her psychiatric ward, where she was currently...

cleaning tony Benns nostrils.

Meanwhile back on that island in africa, their president was continuing to press the wrong buttons, this time the button he pressed...

quank

opened and closed his garage door, until it jammed.
he rang for some help but was on hold for hours on end, while listening to "green sleeves", then finally, some one answered...

Paddy20

Eircom Broadband here, can we help ?...

quank

the president hangs up frustrated, he then goes to take a ****, and then at the end of that, realises there is no more tissue left.....
he leaves the bathroom with pants down and searches the house when suddenly

Éomer of Rohan

his house sank into the large marsh which had been steadily encompassing his country causing all the people to retreat to the trees where they listened to the radio and...

joseph brand

he notices some jax paper hanging temptingly over the stove, and not realising the hot ring, places his hand down, burning his left palm, then trips due to trousers round the ankles.

When the filth arrive they see his dirty bum and

Vader

pucker their lips for....

Éomer of Rohan

..a kiss from Miss Sarah Michelle Gellar, who just happens to be walking past the spot, absolutely naked.

Meanwhile back at her house in Holywood, a little known town in Northern Ireland...

quank

a crazed gang of old ladies is on the rampage and mob rule is the law , but look out! radioactive man has come to the rescue, with his trusty side-kick, fall-out boy
however, the crazed ladies group is actually run by the camp master, what will happen next? will radioactive man and fall-out boy overpower evil for once and all? stay tuned for the next poster...

Éomer of Rohan

...of Liam Logan SDLP on the lamposts. This man may also appear on WANTED! posters "For the abuse of the english language, being a pansy and for saying that the SDLP has something to with socialism." In fact there are many posters around the landscape at this time such as...

quank

"new russian circuses acts;
€10 for a child
€20 for an adult
COME FOR A NEW EXPERIENCE "
these posters are so numerous, they are littering the roads and country sides
seen on the shores are greenpeace battleships with a flag of..

Zer0^

THE IRISH with people looking at it and thinking "i am ....

Éomer of Rohan

actually american but my grandfathers cat was irish so that must mean I am Irish and can be included....on another note, Americans are...

joseph brand

big fat happy people who think Justin Tumbleweed is great, but what they dont know is that

Paddy20

Their country is about to be invaded by...

AL][EN

orangeroosters elite army of....

slave1

HP LaserJet printers disguised as

ShaneOC

nepalese goats. Their horns loaded full of..

AL][EN

nerve gass!! and worst of all at the head of the army the supreme commander of all evil better know as

Paddy20

Woofter, due to his predeliction for piddling on any 'bush' he encounters, whereupon a spaceship landed on the lawn, outside The White House, and out stepped a Mr Tree who wanted to...

eat moss peat.

At this point it became common knowledge that,the portions handed out to the elves at dinnertime in Árus an Úchtaráin were too big as one of them was mistaken for...

Shaque attack

super-evil-jet printer xp35...