And then.....

Éomer of Rohan

better at least than people who never leave a decent opening to continue this thread such as...

Paddy20

when the demand for tuc became so great that hypermarkets sold out, and then...

they had to bake their own using...

kano476

an aincent chinese nudist recipe consisting of cat hair and marmalade which....

Éomer of Rohan

make people want to drink from a nepalese goat's hind...

quarter.
The nepalise goats milk is full of calcium which helps bones grow strong so they can...

Éomer of Rohan

support the weight of a gigantic erect...

kano476

packet of tuc which wonders when this thread be stickified

so that we can talk of the polevault at the international athletics trials which were to be opened by Bertie ahern but he couldn't make it because he,Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley were having Tea with the Pope in...

kano476

a teapot made of flowers

Éomer of Rohan

and in which Ian Paisley was so fat that he caught on a rose thorn and in which Gerry's beard was so big that the Pope got lost somewhere in there, meaning that they all...

Paddy20

had been eating tuc..as the pope 'started' to claim, he was a protestant and...

Éomer of Rohan

...Ahem...

kano476

had bad case of the squits which all ended up in gerrys already tuc filled beard in a big messy............mess

Éomer of Rohan

which could in some way be attributed to some posters continually ignoring pointed posts designed to make them leave the end of their posts open so that people can...

kano476

calm down, take a deep breath and say ah, so there posts will be open for other people to.....

LegacyUser

poke at with sharp sticks in order to..........

Éomer of Rohan

show that people who post in this abnormally long thread are in fact quite...

Paddy20

Mad as March hares!, and then from behind a lampost that cast a long shadow along the damp pavement of the dimly lit city street, emerged a ...

Éomer of Rohan

Bertie look-a-like with only one thing on the smaller part of it's brain marked 'thought' (as opposed to the larger part marked ego) - and that was...

ShaneOC

have I been a good boy this year? I wonder if Santa will bring me the present I want which is...

IgnatiusJRiley

for this thread to finally end. I really cant believe it's still going. But then again...

Paddy20

..this thread may never end, because...

ShaneOC

suddenly out of nowhere there came a crowd of screaming...

nepalian goats.
They were a rare breed and fascinated scientists, indeed the world as they could talk and they gave away many secrets including...

Paddy20

..Why 'IgnatiusJRiley' wanted this thread to close, which was because...

ShaneOC

their idea of a secret was a lot less well formed than it should have been. During an interview with the goats on the Dunphy show one of the goats said...

Bubba

that this thread better end soon or else the world as we know it will never be the same again and.....

apparently it's meant to go on forever in respect for the nepalian Goats,who if they thought it would end, would smear butter all over the top of...

Éomer of Rohan

the Counter terrorists so they couldn't shout "Fire in the Hiole before lobbing a HE grenade into the vents on the Assault map and...