And then.....

IgnatiusJRiley

... repeating their demands that this thread finish. But that was unlikely because...

in praise of the thread Belinda Carlisle suddenly arrived singing Heaven is a place on Earth and everyone joined in , including...

Éomer of Rohan

Ronald Reagan - of course we must remember that about this time, people were beginning to refer to GWB as Lord Bush and to Laura as Lady Bush wherever they went since they were appointed supreme dictators of the world - an occasion for dancing in the street of one legged africans. The american soldiers there were just in the vicinity to help put up the decorations of course....meanwhile back in Dublin where the Nepalese goat had been stranded....

Paddy20

Xmas shopping madness began to grip even the penniless punters who had been conned into believing that....

Éomer of Rohan

God existed and smiled down in the crass commercialist rubbish that seemed to fill the streets (and the pockets of toy-shop business men) these days. God Himself was off somewhere...

Bubba

and he brought with him 2 turkey sandwiches, 2 machine guns and his pet monkey. he was on his way to the....

house in Dublin where the nepalise goats were stranded when all of a sudden a great fog came dow, no-one could see anything, but they could smell...

AL][EN

the nepalise goats since one of them had a case of the squirts!!
anyway god finally made it to that small house in dublin and.....

ShaneOC

some toasted cheese sandwiches with a hint of...

IgnatiusJRiley

which at least meant their noses were functioning properly. But that wasn't important right now. What was important was

ShaneOC

where could God and the Goats get their hands (or hooves) on those delicious toasted sandwiches because the last time they had eaten was...

kano476

when they left there native nepal in search of goats cheese and political stature in the dail because nepal is actually a constituency in wexford (just east of new ross) where goats cheese and curry sauce can not be found but where a great variety of dirty big.......

Buffolo's roam.

At this point, it was noticed that statues were starting to move all across the land again after being still for so long in fact one of the statues was even seen to be...

Kold

stoned ROFL HARHAR LOL...

orangerooster

meanwhile Ryos mother was now considering a change in her policy on.......

red_ice

the sex life of a pea. The flask was nearly full so Bill cosby started skatting along side..

orangerooster

skatman john who was there to promote.....

Senor_Fudge

the society against the reduction of the manufacture of hoe handles in ireland since the 1970's who were holding their AGM in......

orangerooster

the peoples republic of laois-tthere was dissent when.......

Kold

This post started spanning 5 pages a day...

and orders came through from the army council to up production to 350 pages a day, this however was impossible as the nepalise goats (who were really aliens from the planet zinthor) had begun to take over the minds of all the posters several pages back.

The rest of the aliens were hiding in the woods on the kildare/wicklow border whilst they finished knitting fleeces to complete their clever disguises.

They were nearly rumbled recently though when a fleet of their moon ships arriving could clearly be seen in the northern sky, but they used their powers quickly to make everyone think that this was a solar storm.

Ryo's mom however was the leader of the aliens and the only one allowed to be disguised as a human although on very close inspection it could be seen that she was wearing ...

Éomer of Rohan

bacteria staphilococcus Georgeus W Bushus, from the planet Zinthor and known to exploit every working class man in sight.

Back on the Wexford / Kildare border, the lads were getting desperate because they were running short of ammo to fight the alien invaders and more importantly there were no...

Zer0^

purple monkey dishwashers in sight but in 1hour they will come AND KILL EVERY ONE that does not FEAR them "but ...

if you build it they will come" said the mysterious stranger that appeared out of the corn field beside the wood.
So the Zinthorians who almost looked like nepalise goats at this stage as their costumes were nearly fully knitted set about building a giant runway for the moonships to land safely on.

Midway through construction in a puff of red smoke Emperor Ming arrived and pronounced...

kano476

that this thread was longer than great famine of 1984 which happened deep in the aincient foothills of meath which used to be a strnghold of the nepalise goat who were forced out by the viscious tuc eating antelope herds who originated in longford but migrated after they stunk up the place with there rotten tuc indused farts which in turn killed all of the......

Éomer of Rohan

Mingers, the supporters of Emperor Ming who had just arrived, quickly followed by Flash Gordon and He-Man, both caught in an argument over who looked better in nothing but black pants - the dumb bitches eventually ended up scratching each other's eyes out, leaving the way open for Ming to...

Paddy20

Call upon, Dracula's daughter , whose thirst for goats blood had not been satisfied because...

Ming cast a spell over the whole world turning it black and white so that draculas daughter couldn't make out what was blood and what wasn't.

Meanwhile, the L.A times ran a front page story that Arnie was leading the take over of california and was himself also a zinthorian dressed up as a human.
Aparently all his servants were hiding in the cellars of his mansion disguised as nepalise goats with only tuc to eat when the times photographer and reporter spotted them and alerted...

Éomer of Rohan

Mr Grey, the local democratic candidate, well known for his grey non-offensive personality, his grey suits and his grey hair.
The democrats however being absolute pussies decided they had better...

Shaque attack

grant immunity from prosecution to the goats dressed up as servants so that MR. Grey could complete his mild-mannered plan to...