And then.....

Paddy20

Overthrow the British government, before moving on to ....

ShaneOC

the Zinthorians who had been sent to find the Cork - Donegal border by Arnie. They stopped to ask directions from Ryo's mum who told them...

Bubba

who told them to go back home but they pulled out a rocket launcher and shot her in the .........

Kold

place that would hurt the most... Her boyfriends face...

Runfree

which improved his looks...

Vader

so much he decided to post his image on the internet and where better to do this than......

Senor_Fudge

www.bangbus.com

Kold

at which point mr garvey was banned...

Vader

for attempting to post a recap of this thread which filed a page on its own so everyone....

Senor_Fudge

got around a table with 50kg of Colombian grass and skinned up while........

andrew163

the zinthorians watched the native earthlingss fall prey to their divide and conquer strategy, started by garvey's post, and resulting in a boards.ie civil war, leading to...

quank

alot of sex......
but it wasnt all fun n games...

andrew163

because just as General DeVore was mobilising Mod Squad Alpha to destroy the rebel positions, Arnie's army suddenly got jet lag from the long trip from Zinthor, so everybody just turned on them instead....

Senor_Fudge

there was much skinning up to be had too,
so then George W bashes in with a bong and takes a toke exclaiming the reason he dropped out of the kyoto treaty was he was smoking too much
so colin powell and him then opted for a game of leap from while......

Vader

Mods armed with lightsabers encircle their positions waiting for the oppurtunity to........

quank

have a game of twister because one of them said to the others
"Ye know what, I didn't play Twister in AGES! How about we all go and play it now!"
so they all went and played twister...
... and lived happily ever after....






but not all was peaceful and happy....

andrew163

because when the Zinthorians awoke from their sleep, they realised that Arnie had left them alone, leaving a message stating 3 words.. "ill be back"....... so the mods armed with lightsabers then walked in and started carving them up, using the extra agility they've gained from their game of twister.....

Meanwhile, Bush walks out alive because the mods are distracted, and plots to....

Senor_Fudge

as one crazed iraqi drug addict followed george w and colin powell to the toilet with an AK,
as the shots rang out .........

Vader

all was a muddle. There was much confusion and many good men........

Fuhrio

...who all decided it would be funny to hand George Bush over to Saddam and Osama at their tea party across the road...

Vader

decided to clean their rifles while......

quank

poop they found under wheels on cars parker beside the road

andrew163

....but the poop turned out to be super evil poop... OF DEATH *bom bom bommm*.......but bush's supernatural propaganda powers kicked in and they were used to convince osama and saddam to go back into hiding....

meanwhile, deep space radar picked up a giant warship with the words "Zinthor I" written on it, headed straight for earth. They then picked up a message saying.........

Senor_Fudge

with alice and her mad hatter friend who happened to be Arnie,
Arnie took the small pill and they all smoke drugs while alice danced to white rabbit in

Fuhrio

When everyone took the BLUE pill instead of the red one and woke up in their beds not remembering anything at all....

Vader

Dail Eirinn which is .........

Senor_Fudge

in the peoples liberated communist republic of Caherlistrane

Paddy20

..Where Mr Garvey caught the clap. He then ran all the way to the 'Special clinic' where the news was ...

Vader

met with suspicion, how did you.......

Senor_Fudge

get this strange disease was it by smoking drugs man