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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    or were you really playing away with the colony of nepalise goats now according to arnie on the cork - donegal border.

    Meanwhile on that border ( which is a secret border not mentioned on many maps ) a large thud was heard coming from...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    behind a clump of bushes, where a goat was molesting a Mr Tree from the British Embassy, and then....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    men from the super secret club for super secret people intervened using lethal........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    semtex diguised as cannabis which...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    gave quite a bang when toked


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    which is the point because we would like to eradicate tokers from the earth because they...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    work too hard run too fast and whoop diddly bop too well, so then the weather changed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    a fog rolled in-ryos mother was called she arrived just as.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    a bomb went off in a old folks home but luckaly all the .....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    auld lads were thrown clear in to the waiting.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    fresh air, but the tokers were blown away in a puff of their own smoke, as the survivors strolled casually down to the local boozer for a stiff one, but they were being watched by...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    the eyes of communist spies lurking in the bushes behind the pub. which all had secret fetishes for..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    turd munching


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    but only with strawberry jam.

    meanwhile on the Cork donegal border, the nepalise goat costumes were all looking spiffing on the zinthorians except for the fact the the smoke from one of the moonships had turned them all black and now they looked more like...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    shirley temple bar and christopher walken on acid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,946 ✭✭✭red_ice


    then, from out of nowhere, a car with 3 wheels and a toffee for an engine rolls over to see a dead bird flying upside down in circles, so we got our coats and made way to the petshop where..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    the evil commie parrots were plotting the fall of.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    the house of usher which was located in the peoples republic of caherlistrane


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,366 ✭✭✭king_of_inismac


    This little know enclave of Caherlistrane was the home of the infamous erlangs, a breed of vicious bog-trotters.

    These migrants scored the land in search of sustanance, often found in kennedys, a water-hole for society's misfits.

    however, embedded in the sethpit of the district, lived a small band of freedom-fighers, skilled in martial arts and coupled with a lot of gange, put up a brave fight.

    its Maxim:
    ich, ni, san, si, go!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    however their efforts to continue this threadwere.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    ..nearly thwarted by that cunning 'Vader' , but his link to 'another place' failed, and then..


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    the Zinthorians all flew in their amazingly well knitted flying machines off to that other place and as one thread ended and everybody lived happily ever after, ... it was locked and then a new thread elsewhere was born .

    The End


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Oh!, Ok then, be like that.

    I'll just go and play with myself then.

    P.:ninja:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    but then God Spoke

    "EVERYONE SHOULD CONTINUE THIS THREAD SINCE IT IS RATHER RIDICULOUS TO CONTINUE IT IN THE IRISH JEDI COUNCIL COMMUNITY AND MAKES MORE SENSE HERE"

    said he - and everyone by order of He who Is, continue by telling remarkable anecdotal tales about Ryo's mum such as...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 742 ✭✭✭Senor_Fudge


    the time she skinned up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    and forgot that the cannabis was actually cannabis-disguised semtex and blew up Cork. But nobody really noticed since Cork was a bit of a pain in the ass to those on boards.ie (lol - j/k Cork).

    Éomer meanwhile was leading a Stalinist purge of boards.ie and...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    had not been taking her medication, which might explain ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    the voices she was hearing telling her to....


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    wash the dishes


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    but then someone stated 'she' was in fact a 'he'?, everyone held their breath waiting for a reply, and then...


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