And then.....

the navigation system on the zinthorian moonship broke down and they couldn't find that other place so they decided the only safe thing to do was to head back to the Cork Donegal Border as quickly as possible.

There was consternation on board however as the flight officers were using a mouldy old star map to guide them and flew so close to the sun that all the zinthorians on board were sweating and had to take off their hand knitted nepalese goat outfits.

Another curious thing that happened while passing the sun , was that the moonship expanded with the heat causing a temporary eclipse of the moon back on Earth.

And then...

Vader

Dave the man mistaken for a woman thought about changing his avator again seeing as the pic of a woman and then of winny the poo wasnt helping his claim to be a man. For his new avatar he was thinking of something along the lines of.........

Paddy20

something 'Classically' Male, like one with a massive beard, which most women hate because....

Vader

its impossibel to tell if a man is lying. Usually you can tell when a man lies, its usually when his lips move. This scientific method has led to...

Zer0^

nothing but a break thur shows that ....

Töpher

maths can be used to try to prove stuff

AdMMM

but suicidal muslim sheep prove mathematicians wrong because...

Éomer of Rohan

Dave had yet to find a half decent avatar and now he came after the goons who had obviously never read the greatest book on earth ever and so he...

AdMMM

decided to read the latest best-seller , sucidal muslim sheep - the truth, but he was unimpressed becuase...

Éomer of Rohan

suicidal muslim sheep can't generally fly planes...but they do have some excellent ninja moves such as the...

joseph brand

Hoki koki, feng shui, and Bangkok chick-boy style fighting which involves a lot of bit**y slapping and srapeage.

They cover their woolly bodies in candle wax to signify a 'gang' and help them float, in case they

Töpher

have to pee while exploring a box

Paddy20

Meanwhile back in The White House, Mr Bush was looking in the mirror contemplating growing a Bin Laden type Beard, as he thought it might make him look less...

ShaneOC

like the fool he was known as and more like one of those nepalese goats that seemed to be so popular especially the one who...

Vader

Arnie met in..

the cellar.
All of a sudden a most terrible fog came down and then...

AdMMM

for some reason, the suicidal muslim sheep hailed bush as their leader, mistaking him for Bin Laden...

Kold

's best mate, DeVore who...

Paddy20

had many disguises, but his cover was about to be blown, when in walked....

Éomer of Rohan

Cloud.

He announced "I have come. From this fog surrounding us. To reclaim boards.ie from YOU Mr Bush...er no hang on, I might have got the wrong scene...."

and promptly hurried out...

Zer0^

to kold that was waiting in a tracker and had his .....

Éomer of Rohan

little bitch called...

joseph brand

Mary O' Rourke, who has a special party piece in which she can put her legs behind her head and

Shaque attack

and give a press conference talking through her arse and it still sounds normal just like when...

ally mcbeal used to sing.

At this point, the nepalese goats were bored so for the crack they decided to...

UnrealQueen

chew Mary O'Rourkes legs, but spit them out in horror when they realised ......

ShaneOC

that all Nepalese goats are vegetarians. Mary O'Rourke was so relieved but decided to keep her legs right there because...

Kold

Kold decided it was the best course of action at the time seeing as...

Shaque attack

she had a speech to give on the probability of...

ShaneOC

vegetarian Nepalese goats over-running the Cork-Donegal boarder. Unfortunately the podium was situated...