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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    back in time where...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    where it was possiblle to...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    squash the bitch-assed little bug which would evolve into George W Bush and...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    who had decided to grow the Bin Laden type beard after all, meanwhile in the Oval office the RED telephone started ringing!, and then...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    the doctor came in to perform George W Bush's Colonic irrigation. However the nurse drove the needle so far up his áss that it caused ...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    severe damage to his brain, which was as many people had thought located in his colon, and this turned G.W. into a super intelligent...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    gigantic colon. His wife Laura who had been fed up with him for a long time rang Arnie who told her to...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Chill as he will send his army of Robot killing machines made from A mimetic poly-alloy (liquid metal) to....


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    sort out her husbands collonic problems.

    The nepalese goats ran amok in the streets of Beverly hills meanwhile, they had take too many of the pills left for their Boss Arnie, they were eventually calmed down by bono who happened to be passing by and who in a peace offering brought them into the local chip shop and ordered...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    the owner to shoot the damn goats, and then cook them as a meal for....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Jesus?...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    who had passed out drunk,"Where's the wine" said a drunken judas as peter and paul snorted coke in the jacks,meanwhile back at the batcave..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭AL][EN


    Batman was hard at work searching for the cure to....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Erectile dysfunctia (sp?) something close to Batmans Heart , Just then Bat Girl walked in , in her tight fitting leather custome..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    with the broken zipper. "Can you help me with my zipper?" she asked batman who at this stage was very very...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    startled by robins cry of "leapin lazerus" when he looked at batman's...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    throbbing thumb which he had just crushed with a...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ShinzonMoFo


    giant panda eating cucumber called....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    Luther who said things like...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    "ShinzonMoFo, must be from another planet because....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭AdMMM


    I like pie, it's an addiction I jsut can't get enought of the magical filling inside my pies....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    thought batman but he soon came around from his delirious condition. "Well are you going to help me or not?" asked Bat Girl whose zipper was...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    being pulled down via the evil riddlers giant magnet. To stop this inconvience bat girl decided to simply take off the tight, black leather costume; much to batmans........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    surprise robin jumped on bat woman attempting to...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    break the magnets connection with Batgirls zipper. Stop!!, yelled Batman ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    or you might get the zipper stuck on her...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    RADIOACTIVE BELT but it was to late and robbin had to ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    run around like a headless chicken because he didnt hit puberty yet, all because his childhood was


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    terribly complicated. Batwoman by this stage absolutely naked ran around screaming....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    IM THE SKATMAN!promptly the elborate flesh style disguise fell off to reveal skatman John Larkin-who began to......


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