And then.....

Vader · 13-11-2003 10:00pm

whish he had......

orangerooster · 13-11-2003 10:02pm

not died on December third 1999 which was the same day.....

Vader · 13-11-2003 11:04pm

Clinton.......

Zer0^ · 14-11-2003 12:13am

had to tell something to the world which was...

Éomer of Rohan · 14-11-2003 12:58am

"Yeah she sucked me off, then I laid the silly tub of lard up against the table and went at it hard...call that an abuse of presidential privilege? I call it perks of the job. Sure Hilary needs my contacts, she ain't going anywhere. Hell, Chelsea probably ain't mine." to the Senate Commission while they...

Havelock · 14-11-2003 10:24am

realisied if you can't beat them join them, at least until you have the means to stop them. So they all....

Shaque attack · 14-11-2003 10:36am

decided to ask bill for advice on how to get interns to...

Agent7249 · 14-11-2003 12:02pm

make cucumber sandwiches, which...

ShaneOC · 14-11-2003 1:02pm

were very tasty, but did not get rid of the problem regarding interns, cigars and...

UnrealQueen · 14-11-2003 1:47pm

bad breath and Hilary. Just then.....

Shaque attack · 14-11-2003 4:06pm

a group of armed lybian goats (arc enemies of the nepaliese goats) invaded nepal which caused...

ShaneOC · 14-11-2003 4:32pm

uproar in the secret Cork-Donegal border training camp of the nepalese goats. The decided to head straight for Lybia but had a small problem due to..

orangerooster · 14-11-2003 7:17pm

the fact that ryos mother and scatman john larkin had finally joined forces to destroy goats and fog......

Kold · 14-11-2003 7:24pm

Like mists found in..

Vader · 14-11-2003 8:17pm

the Irsh Jedi Council, home of.........

Capt'n Midnight · 14-11-2003 8:52pm

the anti-santa who rather curiously...

Kold · 14-11-2003 9:07pm

browsed the library for books on...

andrew163 · 14-11-2003 10:55pm

world domination...

Paddy20 · 14-11-2003 11:02pm

written by a George W. Bush, who was eventually locked up in a ....

14-11-2003 11:21pm

hide out on the secret cork donegal border guarded by the nepalese goats who...

Paddy20 · 14-11-2003 11:35pm

somehow appeared again after having been cooked and eaten up by Bono's U2 Fan Club, but Bush was planning his escape by means of pretending to be....

kano476 · 15-11-2003 12:34am

a really really long dead sausage in a heap of gravel pins of the nile when all hell broke loose and the sausage died in a certain way when........

Kold · 15-11-2003 9:16pm

something amusing happened, Meanwhile all the goats in the world were wiped out by a goat killing virus and everyones minds were wiped of their very existence so that we would have to remember such a tragedy but then the virus started to affect...

15-11-2003 9:43pm

peoples brains such that they imagined that the nepalese goats survived and that every second person was one.

This caused great confusion when...

Vader · 16-11-2003 12:42pm

laws banning intercourse with animals to be shown on TV. To the veiwers at home it appear as if one sheep shágger was.......

16-11-2003 4:02pm

the same as the next.

Meanwhile international expert mappers discovered with new scientific devices that Donegal also had a secret border with wexford, this was the hide-out for...

joseph brand · 16-11-2003 4:42pm

Daniel O' Donnell and his pet goat named Paul, who hated Daniels music but still eat his records, to hide the taste of his cooking which consisted of marmite, rice cakes and custard.

Soon Paul got a career of his own in

Paddy20 · 16-11-2003 4:57pm

Buckingham Palace, which was preparing to accommodate and protect, President George W. Bush from the evil...

Bard · 16-11-2003 5:05pm

...monkey who wanted to shoot Paddy20 with an elephant gun...

Agent7249 · 16-11-2003 7:24pm

after licking

And then.....

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