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#102 22-09-2003 12:11pm

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pointing out the fact that they were from kerry and they were digging and they did use pig fat for aftershave and they were naked!!!!

So we counter-sused and....

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#103 22-09-2003 5:53pm

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Won because we had an american jury who would....

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#104 22-09-2003 6:19pm

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Originally posted by Pugsley
Won because we had an american jury who would....

thought the smell from the pig-smelling kerrypeople were the desert, but found out that...

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#105 23-09-2003 9:37am

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Originally posted by the_syco
thought the smell from the pig-smelling kerrypeople were the desert, but found out that...

they shít the loads during the court case and still stinked worse dan before so ........

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#106 23-09-2003 9:42am

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they shít the loads during the court case and still stinked worse dan before so ........

they realised that the had no authority and went back to America where.....

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#107 23-09-2003 9:53am

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he began a plan with the CIA to "cleanse Kerry" as part of a new branch of "The War on Terror" called "The Wa' on Terrah", so he called...

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#108 23-09-2003 3:05pm

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his old friend bill gates who had the financial grunt to purchase 372 pairs of purple hotpants with which he could...

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#109 23-09-2003 3:48pm

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Dress Hilary Clinton in because...

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#110 23-09-2003 8:44pm

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she entered a pie eating contest and had gone fat......

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#111 23-09-2003 8:48pm

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by eating the other contestents aswell, along with...

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#112 23-09-2003 9:03pm

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a copious amount of dehydrated peas, whcih after a glass of water caused her to ..

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#113 23-09-2003 9:05pm

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.. get anxious about whether or not she would...

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#114 23-09-2003 10:46pm

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...explode sending loads of....

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#115 24-09-2003 4:32pm

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Dehydrated Pea's and contestants over long distance's...

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#116 24-09-2003 7:04pm

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which she promptly did ending this thread

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#117 24-09-2003 7:14pm

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but thats what you think becuase one of the pea's actually hit...

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#118 24-09-2003 7:41pm

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Bertie Ahern, who hadn't been eaten, causing him to o-o-order dat de b-b-bleedin thread be shut down

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#119 24-09-2003 8:07pm

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spoil sport

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#120 25-09-2003 5:12pm

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named shaque attack really smells because...

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#121 25-09-2003 7:08pm

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small petty insecure losers often apply smelly...

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#122 25-09-2003 7:17pm

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socks to there forheads as this protects them from....

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#123 25-09-2003 7:25pm

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other terrible smells, despite this making them smell horrible these socks had magical powers that.....

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#124 25-09-2003 11:06pm

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gave the losers the power of invisablity, which they never used to..

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#125 26-09-2003 10:06am

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climb giant beanstalks......

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#126 26-09-2003 10:59am

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and scare away scary monsters as...

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#127 26-09-2003 11:39am

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being wedgied by invisable smelly (we are fond of that word here, are we not?) losers is a rather scary experiance, but not as bad as...

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#128 26-09-2003 3:13pm

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as knowing vader who

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#129 26-09-2003 4:32pm

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is very cute in a pink tootoo...

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#130 26-09-2003 6:29pm

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in a weird sort of masculine way, when he is beating the crap out of

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#131 26-09-2003 8:04pm

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his member. Then, all of a sudden....

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#132 26-09-2003 8:23pm

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out comes the...

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#133 26-09-2003 10:53pm

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authorities who were hiding in his...

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#134 28-09-2003 1:02am

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shower in his bathroom

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#135 28-09-2003 4:29am

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behind the giant portrait of Mary Harney made of tiles.

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#136 29-09-2003 6:20pm

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which were sleak slippery and wet thus..

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#137 29-09-2003 6:55pm

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endangering the time space continum to shuch an extent that..

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#138 30-09-2003 7:51am

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that a geometric shift had occurred causing...

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#139 30-09-2003 9:39am

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quantum singularity to form, which within it contained...

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#140 30-09-2003 9:50am

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spuds and

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#141 30-09-2003 12:11pm

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a guy called Bush walking into a shop and...

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#142 30-09-2003 12:49pm

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THE END.

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#143 30-09-2003 2:53pm

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But it really wasn't because....

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#144 30-09-2003 3:01pm

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Saddam still had to shoot him before the...

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#145 30-09-2003 6:53pm

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shopkeeper could find him and tell him

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#146 30-09-2003 7:29pm

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to watch out for osma lurking in the deli section because he carried a rather large

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#147 30-09-2003 10:50pm

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cucumber which he used to shove up..

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#148 01-10-2003 8:54am

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into the air to scare the ....

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#149 01-10-2003 10:22am

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living daylight out of the 42 chherleaders who had just happened to...

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#150 01-10-2003 10:31am

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...remove the plug which should have remained untouched because...

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#151 01-10-2003 12:28pm

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it blocked up a dense matter singularity, otherwise known as a black hole...

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