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  • #932
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    Asked "Are you Tim the enchanter?".....he replied by..


  • #933
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Spitting in 3mans face, and then Air Force One landed in Times Square and out stepped..


  • #934
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    the one and only...(yes thats right, you guessed it)......


  • #935
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    JESUS CHRIST THE ALL MIGHTY THE ONE THE GOD , he took the boy and showed him his past present and furture and what needs to be done so he can live a good live but young tim has seen his ways and then ......


  • #936
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    kicked him square in the nuts. while on the ground in pain Jesus said some holy prayers which turned young Tim into


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  • #937
    LoneGunM@n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    the notorious never land arse bandit


  • #938
    Shaque attack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    who was actually the real person who...


  • #939
    ShaneOC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    the nepalese goats were going to attack. Suddenly they appeared from the east like...


  • #940
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    a flock of huge seagulls, they had sprouted wings in their rage at...


  • #941
    ShaneOC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    the genetic modifications that the Zinthorians had carried out on them during...


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  • #942
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    the worldwide freezeup, that had gone unpredicted on the 'Weather forum', where Man and his cohorts were hiding under a goat fleece blanket of mammoth proportions, and then...


  • #943
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    img code was turned on in the IJC and hoards of....


  • #944
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    nepalese goats appeared with the battle cry of "shes gone!" braying from there gentically modified throats so scatman maevis white decided to.....


  • #945
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    drop the scatman from her name and to our shock and horror.....


  • #946
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    revealed herself to be the mother of.........


  • #947
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Moses, the vengeful ninja warrior. she needed to get into contact with him urgently so she


  • #948
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    tell him his dinner was ready his brother was boards member r........


  • #949
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    right? whats his name....


  • #950
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    little john of ...


  • #951
    LoneGunM@n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    the backarse of no-where ....


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  • #952
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    called Ballygimme in Wicklow, where Bertie was hiding his new mistress from Mars. The greedy sod picked up a Martian female because they have two...


  • #953
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    2 big ears so they can listen to his ...........


  • #954
    LoneGunM@n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    incessant whitering about his rather small ....


  • #955
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    brain, this didnt bother her because his...


  • #956
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    toe , with is all sorts of colours block reg green but its not a normal toe it has ...


  • #957
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    a smiley face in it,which she was turned on with because.........


  • #958
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    It seemed to have a certain charm...but little did she know that....


  • #959
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    it reminded her of Mars bars, and she wanted to eat it, but then out of nowhere appeared....


  • #960
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    a little jolly green man saying ....


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  • #961
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    be'gar give us a bite of dat,to which she replied


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