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  • #962
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    o baby you turn me on with ur milk ....


  • #963
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    chocolate smeared all over...


  • #964
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    your pet midget named...


  • #965
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    susan behan who wished to destroy the house party of.......


  • #966
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    alf and his cat-swinging arse-bandits


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  • #967
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Meanwhile Bobby Ewing stepped out of the shower dripping and grabbed a towell only to discover...


  • #968
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    some sich disgusting fúcker..


  • #969
    Töpher
    Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    had pissed on the floor


  • #970
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    little did Bobby know that it was the piss of.......


  • #971
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    of the acid kind,which then caused ..............


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  • #972
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    the nepalese goats poor toes to sting as they handed bobby a fresh towel which they got from...


  • #973
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    in a galaxy far far away...


  • #974
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    called Cadburys, where they made addictive chocolate thingies that were rumoured to have aphrodisiacal qualities, but no matter what poor Vader tried his OTT IJC advertising tactics would not work because ...


  • #975
    Ryo Hazuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    (you asked for it orangerooster) Orangeroosters mother Katleen Broderick could not be more aroused that she already was...


  • #976
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    so she jumped on Ryo....


  • #977
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    and proceded to slap him....Ryos reaction to this was to....


  • #978
    kano476
    Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    eat pudding and sing christmas carols to his shiny little...


  • #979
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    motorcycle helmet. it wasnt any christmas carol either, it was


  • #980
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    joy to ..


  • #981
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    the WORLD SANDYS DEAD THE monkey blow off his head ...


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  • #982
    orangerooster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    with a large bannana which was promptly used by ryos mother as a......


  • #983
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    MEANS OF LIFE


  • #984
    kmart6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    to her addiction of porn..............


  • #985
    Vader
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    .... *cant think of anything to follow that*......


  • #986
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    an addiction so strong that it was beginning to cause a sensation around


  • #987
    Sauron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    the region of....


  • #988
    Ryo Hazuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    ...orangeroosters mothers...


  • #989
    Paddy20
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Left earlobe, which hung lower than her right because.....


  • #990
    Zer0^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    she IS REALLY A MAN because of a ....


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  • #991
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    botched ear lobe correction operation. to correct it they were meant to use the ear lobes of a dead woman but instead used


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