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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    old ball sack skin that they got from.....


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    nepalese goats.

    Meanwhile back in arnies mansion the new governor rang master card to request an increase in his limit.
    When the bank official asked how much and what it was for he said he wanted to transfer the states debt onto it and pay for his holiday in...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    the security compound that is Buckingham Palace, 'cause his old pal GW Bush was already there giving the queen a ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    two days. His holiday conists of a week in Paris, four days in Rome, three days in Tuam and a tin of spaghetti.

    He likes to travel Commando style (no knickers), unless . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Merovingian


    he s wife packs he s favourate.........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    500 hundred pairs of mismatching sock which made...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    made a thousand pointless colourful things, alot like the past 999 posts on this thread. At 1000 posts I would appeal to the court to do as it sees fit (drink in it for which ever mod locks it at the x-mas do.) Muwahahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    Damn the last one was number 999 not 1000, darn it.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    said Havelock as he turned into a giant nepalese goat having had a spell cast over him by the...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Merovingian


    evil evil ................g w bush who was....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    wondering why goats always came back into everything, and the meaning of


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    being labelled a nepalese goat in a 21st century mullticultural society


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    totally bewildered him! So he gave up....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    and decided to join the goats in their secret Cork-Donegal-Wexford border training camp where they were learning how to...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 290 ✭✭CareBear


    ejaculate at a speed which would...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    make a td's high powered car look like a small salty tuc covered in....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,348 ✭✭✭Ryo Hazuki


    glue. In order to find the secret goat ejaculation camp, the US released its killer spy drones, also known as...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    windows xp. when the goats were spotted they sent in their ultimate weapon in annoyance - gain advertising. the goats were all but wiped out by this viscous weapon apart from one plucky young deaf blind and mute goat from the highland regions of ballyfermot, this goat was none other than......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Mr.Gaughran who had strong relations with ryos mothers who had just......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    taken off


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    in her sky fortress to wage war with mr.g by her side as allie and lover-however........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    NASA spotted them (with xp of course) and told the gardai who were quickly on the scene (in space) with there new space paddy wagons equipped with speed cameras which clocked them going at 85mph and thus gave them 4 penalty points. meanwhile....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Susan behan went for a walk and spotted a house party high up in......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 687 ✭✭✭kano476


    a pear tree...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    with beano and his cats acting as cosmic fools much to the amusement of vaders mother who had just went to see....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    what all the fuss was about on the humour forum thread called, And then....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 joshtheveniser


    ya mean hilarious after a few joints !


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    followed by a great big...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    round of applause for Ryo's mum and Mr. Gaughran who had manage to get it on - producing a brand new breed of super intelligent Nepalese goats who were ready to...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    learn about...


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