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Vader · 2003-09-05 18:32:32

I recently tried this as a drinking game, halarious after several pints. The idea is simple, just add one sentence to the story and try and make sense. Bush walks into a shop and...

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the importance of being Ernest (P Worrall) in blue and yellow polka dot...

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summer dresses. The most important thing to learn was that wearing the Tipperary colours in the secret Cork-Donegal-Wexford border training camp was bound to lead to trouble with...

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he had so much better things to do like..

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scratch his gooseberry jam flavoured.....

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gooseberry jam covered..

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gooseberry jam filled.....

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herd of nepalese goats who had the jam made for them by...

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ya mean hilarious after a few joints !

WTFH????????

gooseberry fixated posters whose main objective was to turn...

...Orangerooster into some sort of Giant gooseberry. His mother was not pleased that her son was being bullied, so she returned on her Broom, made of...

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#1032 25-11-2003 9:11pm

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pure evil parts. She then went on a vendetta to clear boards.ie off all images of her...

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visage-also on a similar vendetta was........

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vader who was searching for pics of his father who he has never seen but has heard goes by the name Pat Mustard a man who...

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always cut to the point, but then a giant scrotum descended upon his head, killing him instantly. The massive scrotum then wobbled off looking for its missing....

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way to the training camp so that it could...

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ray gun which the Zinthorians had secretly built in to the sculpture the day that...

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the leader of the LNA was due to leave the secret cork-donegal-wexford border training camp on a nepalese goat, this caused mayhem as...

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the giant scrotum appeared, then an American Black Hawk helicopter attacked the scrotum with missiles, splattering its tons of sperm everywhere.

The American President stated that he had to eliminate the scrotum as it was one of Saddams secret weapons of mass destruction, and then....

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drowned in a flood of Saddam's sperm. Saddam also died as the scrotum had been attached to him by...

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very strong. mean while in a little village far far away a little boy playin a banjo on a wall..................

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found it very difficult to play as banjos usually aren't on walls but he found that if he...

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summon the great LNA flavoured scrotum from hell named...

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