And then.....

orangerooster

i dont want a corpse in here!-the LNA quickly proceeded to.......

Kold

Do the can can to the loud noises of mariah carey who...

kano476

was shot by nepalese goats who fired tuc biscuits at her. she died a salty death, but all was not over for the maurauding tuc eating gotas as they brought there trail of distruction to.....

Vader

the IJC, cause when ever ppl want to blow off steam or be abusive they go to the IJC The IJC mods decided to counter this...

popinfresh

by getting every1 do do the macerana!. And so....

Vader

they went on late into the night untill....

CyberGhost

their legs hurt, so they decided to have a vodka till morning and...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

and we guess they had a few too many vodka's as they awoke with monstrous hangovers and grass stains on their knees and their slacks down by their ankles.... they all shouted OH MY AS*S!! as they quickly remembered what had happened the night before they made a pact of never to talk about their "bi-curious experience" and so......

Sterile Fish

and so this thread slides into comrade mikes fantasy, and we all give him dirty looks from a-far wandering what he is fac t in fact thinking as he stares at our large pulsating...

ShaneOC

thumb which was hit with a hammer accidentally. Anyhow, back in the Oval Office the LNA were having a spot of bother with...

Civilian_Target

giant cannibas plants sprouting up under the desks and...

The_Goose

and many many naked women which they hanent a clue what to do with so they....

Paddy20

rang Clinton, who advised them too...

ShaneOC

give the many many naked women some of the cannibas which they did. This caused the women to...

Vader

become extremely...

Shaque attack

favourable to the cause of the lna and they then

DriftingRain

A holy light shined from the sky, the men dropped to their knees and started to beg for forgiveness when they realized it wasn't god...... but a lightbulb that went bad so the men............. :rolleyes:

AL][EN

built a holy shrine to the lightbulb and worship'ed it as a false god for many many years until one day

Sterile Fish

in galaxy far far away, george lucas writes some ****ty story lines but makes a franchise off it none the less because his jedi cult really caught on and bush and blair and clinton and whoever else all became jedi knights so that they could rid the world of..

Paddy20

Everyone who thought they should have been the 'main' Stars in the film; One Flew over the cuckoos nest. Instead of Jack Nicholson, and then....

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

we suddenly see a distant battlefield where superman and the flash are having a race... and beside the race course bush is holding a minature american flag shouting.....

Zer0^

"**** the Queen" but mean while ....

LoneGunM@n

Clinton was leaving Lizzie's bed chamber after giving her a good ...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

night kiss..... lizzie was his favourite.... he would never hurt lizzie.... he slowly shut the dorr and turned to meet a sharp piercing stare from a masked stranger standing at the window...... he opened the door to meet none other than......

Sterile Fish

michael jackson..who came to plead his innocence to teh ex-president in the hope that some how it would...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

change the rain pattern in new zeland...... but sadly it did as it turns out that when Michael Jackson and Bill Clinton join forces they become one all powerful WEATHER CHANGE PERSON!!!! with their newly aquired powers they.....

Sterile Fish

attempt to drown everyone guilty of child-sex offenses...they begin only for michael to be killed instantly so thier combined powers are lost again, and the worlds children are safer they can now...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

go into their closets without having the words "oohh nice buns little boy, you want some dairylea?" whispered in the darkness.... and so.....

Sterile Fish

and so that very very disturbing image shall no longer haunt children, so they can all come out of thier closets, thus resulting in a wide-spread..

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

birth of childern from underage couples... as they were no longer afraid to experiment without having michael jackson interfere with them..... and so witht he rising popluation george bush came up with an apparently stupid plan... obviously the americans voted for it... and it was.....