And then.....

Sterile Fish · 02-12-2003 1:03am

legalise aborti...no wait they already done that....so instead his stroke of genius was to make it illegal to have sex under teh age of..... all teh stupid lawas are already passed he discoveered, so the only thing left to do was to get his army to invade america to cut down the population, so that....

glimmerman · 02-12-2003 1:03am

.. he could prune the intellectual population down to size in order to grab some more of those extra ...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 02-12-2003 1:27am

coupons at the car wash down the street for a "buy 1 get 1 free" double cheeseburger at mcdonalds.... so bush decided to.....

Shaque attack · 02-12-2003 11:36am

bring the whole family out for a meal in McDonalds and they declared that they were luvin it when...

The_Goose · 02-12-2003 12:08pm

ronald jumped through the window and started shooting up the place with a.....

Shaque attack · 02-12-2003 12:38pm

an M-16 which he had borrowed from...

ShaneOC · 02-12-2003 2:59pm

Ryo's mum who had found her way to the secret Cork-Donegal-Wexford border training camp of the Nepalese goats. Ronald was now a top member of...

Paddy20 · 02-12-2003 4:05pm

'Shootaholics Anonymous' a new organisation for people addicted to shooting anything that moved. And then...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 02-12-2003 5:57pm

we suddenly see our dynamic duo's..... robin shouts "holy blistering barnacles batman" the "fish monger" has got us this time.......

Sauron · 02-12-2003 6:01pm

when in the nick of time....

ShaneOC · 02-12-2003 6:12pm

the fish monger was sent to prison as it was discovered that he had been stocking cheap fish which he got from Spanish trawlers. It appeared that...

popinfresh · 02-12-2003 11:31pm

the spanish had had sex with the fish, and so spreading STDs onto the people who...

Éomer of Rohan · 03-12-2003 11:34am

disagreed that this was the longest running, largest, most inane and dreadful thread in the history of boards.ie.

This particular STD causes the following symptoms...

Paddy20 · 03-12-2003 1:54pm

..A runny nose, bouts of sneezing, hot and cold sensations. In fact, very much like the common cold ?..which in fact it was, WoaaHaHaHaHeHee, And then....

Shaque attack · 03-12-2003 3:19pm

everyone started talking about the rumours that the lna...

Paddy20 · 03-12-2003 4:21pm

..Had disbanded!. Most of their ex-members, then joined 'Greenpeace' to fight against the Capitalist pigs who were polluting the world and its citizens. And then...

Kold · 03-12-2003 5:36pm

posters started to realise how they couldn't be arsed to read previous postings and so the thread became "unfunny" and should be allowed to die...

Shaque attack · 03-12-2003 7:43pm

a natural death once it matured to the age of...

Vader · 03-12-2003 8:19pm

assention, the time in every unique and successful threads life when it becomes a sticky..

kmart6 · 03-12-2003 8:41pm

which shows that the thread was or is funny..............

orangerooster · 03-12-2003 9:12pm

the LNA quickly decided to try and have this done but to our horror.....

Paddy20 · 03-12-2003 10:18pm

We realised that ' Greenpeace' had pinched most of our members. So we only had a 'skeleton' membership left. And then...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 04-12-2003 12:21am

we all sat down to have a few drinks with each other. but the big scary moderators came and took our beer and told us that drinking is bad and therefore it will not be permitted as its against the rules..... and so we......

Éomer of Rohan · 04-12-2003 12:29am

were forced to sit and watch the mods scoff down the alcohol to the tune of...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 04-12-2003 12:30am

THE CHEEKY GIRLS - CHEEKY HOLIDAY!.... and so we.....

Éomer of Rohan · 04-12-2003 12:32am

all ran for the hills, though some were so enraged that they ran home to pick up their canisters of VX and Sarin which they had bought...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 04-12-2003 12:37am

down the local black market for £6.99 each...... they were on special sale..... buy 1 get 2 free!! and so we headed back towards the mods who at this stage were in the middle of a debate on the color of urine of a slightly pis*sed middle aged man.....

Éomer of Rohan · 04-12-2003 12:39am

though by this stage Beruthiel had copped off with someone, Gandalf was puking his guts out, DeV was looking for a car to hijack, Bonkey was doing just that and all the while...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 04-12-2003 12:41am

a few sad little individuals were plotting their annilation with vx and sarin gas..... but these clever but stupid posters realised NO ONE HAS A FUC*KING GAS MASK!!! WE WILL ALL DIE!!!!

Éomer of Rohan · 04-12-2003 12:43am

...so, with the massacre called off, the Mods otherwise occupied and the Admins all off their heads, chaos...

And then.....

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