And then.....

Mutz · 21-09-2003 1:29pm

.. women have hairy armpits. So when the Kerryman was ready he...

Our man in Havana · 21-09-2003 1:35pm

......stripped naked and......

Nevyn · 21-09-2003 1:53pm

covered every inch of his sparse flesh in
Pig fat which...

Vader · 21-09-2003 1:58pm

which really improved his odor, like his mother always said: if you...

joseph brand · 21-09-2003 10:41pm

smell like the Garda Siochana

LegacyUser · 22-09-2003 9:14am

you should rob a jcb and

sod · 22-09-2003 11:02am

pretend to dig holes all day while you are really drinking copious amounts of tea because

Discovering · 22-09-2003 11:14am

hole digging, pig fat smelling, naked, kerry men feel drinking tea is their major contribution to the Irish ecomony as well as...

Andor · 22-09-2003 11:35am

being a great way to pick up hole digging, pig fat smelling, naked, kerry women, who....

Havelock · 22-09-2003 1:05pm

brought us to Court over insulting remarks about Kerry people, but we retaliated by..

Discovering · 22-09-2003 1:11pm

pointing out the fact that they were from kerry and they were digging and they did use pig fat for aftershave and they were naked!!!!

So we counter-sused and....

Pugsley · 22-09-2003 6:53pm

Won because we had an american jury who would....

the_syco · 22-09-2003 7:19pm

Originally posted by Pugsley
Won because we had an american jury who would....

thought the smell from the pig-smelling kerrypeople were the desert, but found out that...

The Reaper · 23-09-2003 10:37am

Originally posted by the_syco
thought the smell from the pig-smelling kerrypeople were the desert, but found out that...

they shít the loads during the court case and still stinked worse dan before so ........

Havelock · 23-09-2003 10:42am

they shít the loads during the court case and still stinked worse dan before so ........

they realised that the had no authority and went back to America where.....

hedgetrimmer · 23-09-2003 10:53am

he began a plan with the CIA to "cleanse Kerry" as part of a new branch of "The War on Terror" called "The Wa' on Terrah", so he called...

ShevY · 23-09-2003 4:05pm

his old friend bill gates who had the financial grunt to purchase 372 pairs of purple hotpants with which he could...

Kold · 23-09-2003 4:48pm

Dress Hilary Clinton in because...

kmart6 · 23-09-2003 9:44pm

she entered a pie eating contest and had gone fat......

Pugsley · 23-09-2003 9:48pm

by eating the other contestents aswell, along with...

TomTom · 23-09-2003 10:03pm

a copious amount of dehydrated peas, whcih after a glass of water caused her to ..

byte · 23-09-2003 10:05pm

.. get anxious about whether or not she would...

Our man in Havana · 23-09-2003 11:46pm

...explode sending loads of....

Pugsley · 24-09-2003 5:32pm

Dehydrated Pea's and contestants over long distance's...

Shaque attack · 24-09-2003 8:04pm

which she promptly did ending this thread

AL][EN · 24-09-2003 8:14pm

but thats what you think becuase one of the pea's actually hit...

Shaque attack · 24-09-2003 8:41pm

Bertie Ahern, who hadn't been eaten, causing him to o-o-order dat de b-b-bleedin thread be shut down

AL][EN · 24-09-2003 9:07pm

spoil sport

Kold · 25-09-2003 6:12pm

named shaque attack really smells because...

Vadar · 25-09-2003 8:08pm

small petty insecure losers often apply smelly...

And then.....

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