And then.....

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

enveloped the lands of middle earth as the dark lord sauron began his invasion.....

Éomer of Rohan

but was halted prematurely by a rather irritating 'wizzard' called Rincewind and seven bags of fossilised bones called Cohen and the Silver Horde. They halted said invasion riding only Nepalese goats and swinging...

Paddy20

bags of peruvian coffee beans, the aroma of which drained the strength from Sauron and his trillions of squiggly little helpers, who all collapsed in a heap at his feet. And then...

The_Goose

..out of nowhere came....

LoneGunM@n

Saddam, riding a new shiny missile on a collision course with

ShaneOC

a big yellow JCB which was...

Shaque attack

located close to the gardai operating operation freeflow which some people thought meant...

orangerooster

a massive garda bowel movement designed to unclog the garda sewage works-thus "freeflow"-however a nefarious group had....

Vader

shoved a giant cork deep....

Éomer of Rohan

far up the rear pipe with a label saying..."

Vader

Suck on this you....

popinfresh

sausage jockey, then with the application of a bit o' squeezy blue soap and plenty of lube, the the cork...

Sterile Fish

shot out from teh rear pipe with the velocity of a fighter jet, and right in its line of flight was the poor victim...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

was a poor irish man sitting on a napalese goat picking his nose and scratching his head wondering what type of potatoes should he cook for dinner today???......

Sterile Fish

then he got a bit randy so jumped off his goat. narrowly moving out of the way of the cork, the young fellow proceded to relieve his randiness, as teh cork flew on by...

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

and as the speed times the acceleration and taking the wind velocity and the multitude of the pressure exerted from the earth orbiting the sun at its current rate the cork fell down.....

popinfresh

At such a speed that the vaseline previously used for lube became plasma and fused with the cork to create a giant genetically modified penis. The penis was...

Sterile Fish

the penis was taking it a step too far so it plumeted harlessly to the bottom of the ocean, while the irish man blissfully unaware, finished his shamefull deed and took his goat home for spuds...

Shaque attack

and a cabbagey dish of some kind which meant that

Paddy20

A new 'Ice Age' was setting in very rapidly. It would wipe out all life on this planet, bringing this thread to a final closure!, or would it ?...

ShaneOC

(Un)fortunately the lads at Met Eireann got it wrong again with their forecast and this ice age turned out to be a slight frost which caused...

Vader

there hand to turn blue with the cold. The cold also effected their...

pet nepalese goat which in a puff of smoke turned into Arnie swatzeneger who entered the dragon who, was sitting on top of the hill breathing fire at the large cocoon which was all moist because it was full of sap which had dripped from the end of a rotting tree which was originally planted by a billy goat who was completely unrelated to the nepalese goats but who knew the location of the secret wexford/cork/donegal border training camp of the said goats who were still trying in vain to get back to their home planet, and then...

kmart6

Bush went running by being followed by a big huge rocket which had been sent by........

Vader

the goats, who were trying to find a new home planet, prefebalby one with....

kano476

this thread as there ruler. "all hail the never ending stupid and then thread!" they would all cry. but they would be sorely mistaken bacause.......

orangerooster

they lost their vision as the rocket chasing bush backfired and released mustard gas on the gathered throng-ryos mother found much mirth in the situation because.....

popinfresh

she assumed mustard gas was the same as the sauce you put in your hamburgers. Having inhaled more than enough of the gas she....

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

quickly turned into one of the man eating six nippeled beast women as posted about 5 pages back in this thread..... she began junting down the napalese goats as she blamed them for her missery as a man eating six nippeled beast woman..... she quickly found the secret camp on the cork,waterford,donegal border and then she.....

Vader

relised all the goats were extinct and she was the only person who remembered them( see a hell of a lot of pages ago) as she wasnt a person but a man eating six nippeled beast women.

Glad that the goats were gone and never comming back...