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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    But wait, a new hero of the downtrodden appeared!. His name is, 'BulletMan' and his mission is to assassinate anyone evil by flying at bulletspeed through thier brains, his first assigned target is ?...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Bertie Ahern,but he refused to do it as the way he killed people was to fly through their brain which Bertie does not have,so his next target was....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,211 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Micheal Jackson, because...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    nobody likes him,it turns out that 'BulletMan' was actually a boy and didnt want to go near Jackson incase he tryed anything to him,so his next target was......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    'BulletMan' himself. Strange this is,..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 292 ✭✭Spenguin


    but despite its strangeness he did it. As bulletman imploded, bubbles the monkey punched Michael Jackson in the face which resulted in...


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    it splitting down the middle and as the two halves fell off it revealed ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    a black man that ....


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    loved nepalese goats so much that in his front room he had...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    A shrine prasing nepalese goats,which the neighbours didnt like because........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Faust


    they were allergic to goats although they did like sticking poles up...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    on their heads to try and balance them,it turns out this is a popular sport in..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Faust


    Mianus a small place located near...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    the island of.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Manhattan, where BushMan - who thought he was the President of the USA, had an apartment jammed full of comics on the evils of this world. This secret hideaway was where he also kept hidden his ?...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    collection of nepalese goat porn. Most of the pages were stuck together now with...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    sap from the dead tree beside where the billy goat was being mistaken for a she goat and being milked by arnie for to make a latté, which on rumours of this getting out put a lot of people off going to arnies mansion with the exception of...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    Maurice Pratt who had just been appointed head of Latté Internation and was looking for...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    the meaning of......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,979 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    this thread


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    the longest


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    convoluted but strangely funny insight on the lives of several famous people, aliens/nepalese goats and their interactions with...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    interactive Television which is surprisingly similiar to..............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    living in todays interactive society, where just about anything is interactive. Until the batteries go flat, or the power fails. And then ?....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    You can't interact anymore unless your plugged into the ................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    the matrix which has it's own power supply and is probably run by...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    leprachauns who ............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    are in league with the nepalese goats and are trying to...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    take over this thread !, but they shall not succeed, because MeatMan who 'devours' everything [a bit like DeVore] ! has just arrived , and then...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    the bishop walked in..


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