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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    wearing a small frilly.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    doily that he found on the table in......................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    His male Private secretarys office. And then...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    Dougal turned to Ted & asked ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    "Ted did you not die there awhile ago?".
    Ted Replies: "Yes, Dougal I did but since your such a tick ejit God sent me back to look after you"
    To which Dougal replies: "Oh right Ted"

    Then off the went on their merry way to.......................


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    visit Santa at the North Pole but they took a wrong turn and ended up in...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    Rome where they meet the pope. Which was..................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Odd considering Ryos mother had shot the pope into space after he declared a crusade against her rampant.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    flirting with...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    those studs from...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    The IJC, where all the goat and sheep shaggers unite in a long line that encircles this thread, before the exhaustion sets in. And then....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    the animal welfare association showed up ansd asked the animal shaggers to stop because..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    shagging sheep can lead to...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    a crazed addiction to sheep nooky in preference to women !, this could lead to the end of the human race, as we know it ?.....And then...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LoneGunM@n


    a prominent scientist declared that he had discovered that sheep shagging in fact increased ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    their wool production by 70% which incedendally led to...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    a major reduction in the price of wooly jumpers as well as...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,386 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    the ability to comprehend the stupity of human nature when they are confronted by


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    the captains wifes whose name was mable and by gor she was able , she gave the crew their daily Scroo-oogge upon the kitchen table... and then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    lets go shag some sheep we could do with the wool jumpers to...........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    put in our mouths as we seem to be spewing a lot of crap


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    So near by there was three scruffy men standing over ............


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    what was left of 'Vaders' crap. And then...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    about twenty of the smartest most brilliant people on the planet built a dimensional gate to an alternate dimension where napalese goats ruled the world and sheep shagging was outlawed due to the over inflation and saturation of the market of wolly jumpers which were mainly bought by pencil nosed geeks or 50 - 60 year old men who had a pet dog..... however the napalese goats from the alternate dimension got greedy and began to cross over into our dimension in search of new slaves to their burning desires which were.......



    ( SORRY THIS IS SO LONG.... JUST GOT CARRIED AWAY :D:D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    Greeted by...........................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    severe resistance from the latest batch of recruits from the secret Cork-Donegal-Wexford border training camp lead by...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    one of the biggest farmers you ve ever seen who clearly had........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    ..Gout..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    as well as a huge woolly jumper from...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    america which had invisability capabilties, laser guns the whole shabang!
    but.....


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