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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    when you pull on this jumper...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    a loose thread was discovered and the whole jumper fell apart and all that was left was...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    white white skin and man boobs, which...


  • Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭Devious


    to my horror, i found slightly arousing and thus proceeded to.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    bring the white white skin and man boobs to bed and.........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    became slightly less aroused when the racist vice principal made the scene making an obscene.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    comment about the people who shag sheep he then got the response...................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    you want to see somthing else wolly and....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    SOFT AND WARM AND LONG TO WHICH HE RESPONDED


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    no thanks Im trying to


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    felch this here penguin with a


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    pencil shaped object which i call my......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    pencil and I can also use it to...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,302 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    ...stick in the tattoo remover, to remove the tattoo (a Bottom 5; Weapons Grade Y-Fronts job), but only horribly disfigure it, but somehow, stuck to it, was...


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 2,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭Morpheus


    the penguin which looked a little bit under the


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    weather and got sick all over the person,who then.......


  • Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭Devious


    decyded that phrom then on he wood onlee rite wurdz in this fashun, that is fonetiklee, bekoz......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    he doubted the intelligence of the average boards user because........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    this thread has gone on for 10000 veiws.....now, and less and less ppl are replying to it, maybe somebody should do a summery and then lock it, but .....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    the people rebelled and kept on replying causing the thread to........


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    wander off in to a world of cranium bursting postings from crazed members, who had caught the 'And then' disease, which - never ends - and for which there is no known cure.

    Hence it's name, an everlasting conundrum!;.. And then....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    people wer running out of things to say so thay tryed to say anything so that the thread could be kept alive by replying so that.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    Éomer would have time to come in, knock a few idiots on the head for thinking this wonderful thread was anywhere near dying and lay a new storyline which went something along the lines of "Mary had a little lamb, if suckled at her breast, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb thought her tits best" but Éomer was quickly bored and decided to...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    edit his reply to say the following " i am a stupid gay moron who likes to sniff his own butt, who likes to eat mouldy carpet and eat cream and fudge cakes all day long.... but and then....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,335 ✭✭✭Éomer of Rohan


    to elucidate upon the point that although DCM's grammar and syntax were poor, he himself had probably gone through a Spartan agoge-like form of ritual training which had seriously affected him with some form of repressed homoerotic desires, stemming from his loss of fudge cake privileges due to his idiotic tendency to post personal and pointed material aimed at another poster...moving swiftly on however, it was a Swift which flew over Bertie just as he was coming out of the Dáil and...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    ..perched on mary harneys nose, but only to drop the biggest pile of....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    s**t onto Brian Cowen's big lips and then.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Someone spotted Santa's sleigh flying over Dublin. It was heading home to collect all the Xmas prezzies, and a new mistress for poor Bertie, who was missing his regular nookie sessions, And then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    santa arrived with a new mistress for Bertie which actually turned out to be his old mistress Mrs Ahern,so he then decided to.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    fight them to the death, the winner of course


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