And then.....

Vader

John appeared

Sauron

Whoever he is.....and did something that was to change the course of history forever....he did this by.

kmart6

making the world's biggest rollercoaster in Disneyland that went ten times the speed of sound causing the history books to be re-written because

the raven

never before had so many people on such a grand scale gotten their faces ripped off. Since then rudolph just sat in cesspools of melancholy gorging on the remains of...

carbonkid

...santa's rotting corpse(think mammon did it earlier:rolleyes:) giving rudolph santa's christmas power turning him into some kind of......

nepalese goat with...

Paddy20

an incurable case of gut rot skitters...

Sauron

which caused uncontrolable fits of......

kmart6

of scratching which led to many people attending hospital because of......

orangerooster

ryos mothers massive itchyness ray weapons side effect of exploding their.......

kmart6

big balls of itchyness all over the place,causing Bertie to declare............

kopijack

A local holiday so everyone can visit.............

kmart6

the most excaiting place on Iteland,complete with three theme parks,this place was called........

EKRIUQ

spank me baby, in the heart of Tipperary but it failed because

tman

Jim-Bob Mcginty O'Reilly Mcjimbob was having none of it, due to his gigantic...

machine readable passport.
/ meanwhile, a new herd of nepalese goats are being reared on the secret donegal/cork/wexford training camp.
Zinthorian leaders envisage a total take-over of Donegal by 2016 when their armies of goats are again at full strenght and arnie, who has been keeping a lower profile in this thread of late, will lead the charge up through letterkenny or at least thats the plan, but don't tell anyone in case it's found out.
And then...

orangerooster

...the racist vice principal launched a.....

kmart6

attack on all none.........

Paddy20

but wait, it was all another wild imaginary hallucination conjured up by Man's uncontrollable goat 'fetish'. There were no Zinthorian plans to take over Donegal, due to the extremely intemperate weather, which had protected the inhabitants from all would be invaders for hundreds of years. And then...

tman

he fucked her all night!

kano476

and then she screamed in the heat of passion "get me some tuc you a$$hole or i shall keep going on about the same bloody things over and over again NNNNYAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" but wait when he went to the cupboard for some salty delicious tuc he found.......

kmart6

not normal goats but man eating one's that were looking for someone to eat and he just happended to turn up causing......

the raven

me to wake up from that terrible dream!! i got up outa bed anyway and dressed in my gangsta threads as i was a new york detective undercover. out in the livin room of my homies' crib was this trippin chick, spewing crap about Arnie and Bertie and goats and reindeer... i didn't have a clue what was goin on...
i opened the door to the kitchen only to be faced with...

carbonkid

...a big naked fat man with...

a goat hanging out of his...

carbonkid

...bloody left thigh,but what was stranger was the stupid laughing mini monkey hanging from his...

chandaleer and holding a whip which every five seconds...

orangerooster

made ryos mother do a strange......

Paddy20

...impression of a perfectly sane human being!. This was very strange as everyone on this thread is completely insane, and not responsible for their actions. And then...

kmart6

it seems that orangerooster has a thing for ryos's mother which lead some boards member's to belive that......