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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,689 ✭✭✭orangerooster


    Kmart6 should learn how to spell believe-then out of a strange fog appeared......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    "Fogman" the dreaded fog breathing nuisance, who could bring a city to a standstill in an instant with his massively dense fogbreath!, no one knew where he would strike next. And then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,979 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    george bush senior pops out of nowhere with a russian ak-47 and dessert eagle 5.0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    and shoots bananayoghurt three times in the head to make sure hes dead to put him out of the misery hes in after finding out this thread is still going, which is a bad thing because


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    it upsets him, and makes him jealous because he did not start the thread!. And then...

    P.:ninja:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,979 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    every1 who posted new they realy shouldnt have and should just end the thread .

    But they couldnt becasue ...................................


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    just then the penguins arrived carrying a large..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    Snowmonster, who covered the whole country in a beautiful blanket of crisp white snow. And then...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    the blanket of nice snow only lasted for an hour due to the traditional irish rain which we are accustomed to causing it all to melt which meant that.........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    the rain had melted....shattering the hopes of many who were looking forward to...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    a white christmas something they hav'nt had in years,like the one's in Canada,so sinse everybody's hopes of a white christmas were dashed they decided.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    to travel to antartica coz they heard there was a huge ..................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    ski resorts full of...............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    penguins and buried spaceships. But once they got there, they were in for a nasty surprise because...............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    it was boiling hot and full of strippers,who all gave the guest's........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    WALKIE TALKIES that ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    attracted the attention of 30 Million martian flying scubblyboddles who then invaded Earth taking over all countries and bringing peace and goodwill to all. The world prospered and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.

    P.:ninja:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    The End!:( it was good while it lasted


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    (the end)...of part 1...part 2 , however, has only just begun...so, Shaque thought he could end the thread, but Vader intervened and....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭ShaneOC


    told everyone of the latest plan by Arnie and George to use the Martian flying scubblyboddles to invade...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Iraq again cause they had to pull out due to the amount of U.S. soldiers that were killed,cause they pulled out they had to release Saddam so he just took Iraq over again causing.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    a flourishing democracy to exist in iraq which rivalled that of


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Yemen,so the Americans decided to invade Yemen so that they could.................


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    ...continue their evil plan to take over all of planet Earth, on the grounds that there was a Bin Laden outside every home in the World, and that there were thousands of Saddams offspring, on a breeding frenzy which was threatening the building of Bushydom. And then....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,481 ✭✭✭Vader


    Originally posted by Sauron
    (the end)...of part 1...part 2 , however, has only just begun...so, Shaque thought he could end the thread, but Vader intervened and....

    Vader did no such thing. I left ages ago. It was a lot of fun but now the time has come to say........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,172 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    that we can continue this thread without Vader,by.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,797 ✭✭✭Paddy20


    ... now President Bushyman really believed that every Bin outside most homes had a terrorist link. And then he ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 921 ✭✭✭Shaque attack


    published his newest and bestest paper entilitled "why every bin is laden with germs and therefore terrorists" that enabled bush to attack every country that...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭PAPILLION


    ..had at some time or another had a dispute over bin tax as these countries occaisionally unemptied bins would harbour the worst....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    rate of un-harbourance, this resulted in outrage from....


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