And then.....

ShaneOC · 15-01-2004 2:44pm

Arnie, George and...

UnrealQueen · 16-01-2004 5:02pm

ear wax sandwiches with.....

PAPILLION · 16-01-2004 5:44pm

a dyson vacuum cleaner which..

Sauron · 16-01-2004 6:30pm

to my horror, I discovered, thats its capabilities were greatly exaggerated..My response to this was to bring it to the advertising agency responsible and......

Vader · 16-01-2004 7:06pm

wait for it, wait for it....

kmart6 · 16-01-2004 7:11pm

ask to speak to Mr.Dyson,they would not let me into his office so I...........

pigeonbutler · 16-01-2004 8:29pm

went down the pub for a good "tired and emotional"

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 1:11am

drink....which quickly turned into ten,resulting in..........

UnrealQueen · 17-01-2004 1:16am

me going back to Mr Dyson's office with a Rocket Launcher where i proceeded to.....

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 1:22am

chagre by his receptionist burst threw his office door's and threaten to fire the rocket launcher at his...........

UnrealQueen · 17-01-2004 1:26am

Athlete Foot powder collection but he jumped in the way, and instead i blasted his .....

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 1:34am

Just for Men hair dye which caused him to............

UnrealQueen · 17-01-2004 1:53am

violently foam at the mouth. Then there was far too much foam in his mouth and he began to .....

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 2:06am

over fill with foam and it began to come out of anywhere it could on his body,he then jumped out the window.To avoid being blamed with murder I...............

Sauron · 17-01-2004 7:25pm

claimed to be under the influence of......

kmart6 · 17-01-2004 7:52pm

education,much to my disbelief they did not accept this so I ended up spending the night in a jail cell,but I managed to..........

Skud · 17-01-2004 11:08pm

get married to a butch biker which led to...

kmart6 · 18-01-2004 1:50pm

a cool drive across the country on his Harley while..........

Sauron · 18-01-2004 3:03pm

being chased by something too horrible to mention...but Ill do it anyway..it was a ....

Vader · 18-01-2004 3:14pm

paddy

kmart6 · 18-01-2004 4:46pm

who had been drinking a new experimental Guiness which had caused him to.......

tman · 18-01-2004 4:49pm

explode violently in a shower of creamy...

kmart6 · 18-01-2004 5:54pm

cream,which made him develop..........

Vader · 18-01-2004 11:27pm

no you shut up

demanufactured · 18-01-2004 11:58pm

takes one to know one!!!!!

Ebonyks · 19-01-2004 12:52am

...eh..."Fluppelwump" on his big toenail,a strange ailment this, a mixture of syphilis and...

Ebonyks · 19-01-2004 5:27am

....bisto gravy granules. To which the only cure was.....

Shaque attack · 19-01-2004 11:19am

to begin a flame war between all of the posters on this thread which caused a massive...

UnrealQueen · 19-01-2004 12:54pm

bowel movement in kmart6's bowel area before.......

Mossy Monk · 19-01-2004 3:33pm

deep sea divers

And then.....

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