And then.....

UnrealQueen

chewing Vadar's hair, eventually violently choking to such an extent that.....

orangerooster

The racist vice principal could seize the power and become the racist vice president.The LNA immediatley mobilised the.......

kmart6

rooster-bombs-infused with metatron which does...........

orangerooster

quite a bit to stimulate local council men.They promptly began to.........

Vader

cry for their mammys

kmart6

who can only watch as there sons begin to..........

Big Ears

argue with G.W.B. as to who should be the next president of the united states.

UnrealQueen

kmart6 was immediately nominated for the job but....

Shaque attack

but was too involved in a cover up about an incident involving Ryo's mom...

Vader

John and her husband

PAPILLION

and Mr Dyson, who's foam had now started to fill London, which at the last report had risen 6 inches and smelled like a...

Vader

sumer rose

UnrealQueen

heavily coated in mustard and...

ShaneOC

persil non-bio which was rather ironic as everyone knew...

UnrealQueen

that Mr Dyson only used Ariel which by coincidence is also a mermaids name. On this particular day she was swimming around with her lobster friends when suddenly a huge explosion wracked the sea.

Ariel was knocked unconciousness from the sight, but when she finally started coming around, she was utterly aghast to open her eyes and see.....

roar_ie

she lost her fins and...

The_Goose

her hand bag which contained her most prized possion........

PAPILLION

the key to the fabled weapon of mass destruction factory in the heart of lixnaw Co. Kerry which actually contained...

ShaneOC

a map on how to get to Gneeveguilla which is the true location of...

Johnny Versace

...I got banned for life...

Muppet.

UnrealQueen

who was then shot by Biohazard for producing such disgusting pictures, funny -but disgusting:p . While all this was going on, the lobster....

freekhead

and the chicken infected the world with a huge big.....

UnrealQueen

easter egg that was filled to the brim with an uncurable disease ridden creamy stuff. There was only one way to stop the evil chicken and that was to....

freekhead

make it look at the goatse picture for 10 seconds.. while rubbing his

ShaneOC

feathers against...

PAPILLION

a static sensitive..

Ebonyks

...barnacle, that clung seductively to an auld seadogs sweatty arse. Surprisingly though in the right light, his left cheek looked just like....

UnrealQueen

a lawnmower standing on two short planks with a...

Vader

thingey

Ebonyks

-ma-jig....