And then.....

Ragamuffin

existence of donuts! But what would the police do then? They devised a plan to...

Barbie_666

...to buy out all the starbucks and dinky doughnut shops in the world.......

Ragamuffin

and end obesity!! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! this...

Sleepy

led to healthy new world where everyone had higher libidos which lead to...

kmart6

a higher sex drive causing........

Barbie_666

"......ah, ah, ah......harder, harder, harder............Mmmmmmmmmmm..................."

...sore heads from banging on headboards.........
xxx

UnrealQueen

and more offspring with the mothers not having a clue who the fathers were, also a higher count of....

Big Ears

Big Ears talking about George Bush , because bush was calling this healthy thing an act of terrorism ( i want my pretsels ) ...................

SpankyFart

Originally posted by KittyKat
Hey your'e not a mod on this forum. This thread is going real strong. Please dont listen to him keep it goin after Barbie 666 let off

I know i'm not a mod, but this thread really blows and it's a shame it keeps popping up to the top. It's a low point in humour history really. It wasn't unsticked for nothing as the joke got old about 40 pages ago.

Barbie_666

Big Ears talking about George Bush , because bush was calling this healthy thing an act of terrorism ( i want my pretsels ) .....................because his pet dog ran away, and.........

UnrealQueen

Mrs Bush was caught shagging.....

Big Ears

Condilisa Rice during her speach to .................

Barbie_666

the population of Ireland, on why.............

Big Ears

Big Ears keeps talking about George Bush . ( Dubya that is ) ....................

Barbie_666

because , unlike everyone else, big ears LOVES george doubalya, and...................

kmart6

Richard Dunne,which was an unusual fetish because.............

EdBanger

You can't find it on the interweb no matter how hard you google all that you get is....

Big Ears

Big Ears talking about George Dubya and why Barbie is for communisiom .......................

spoofilyj

and because of all this extra love making the universal balance of the solar system was interrupted for a short time as the extra friction on the planet increased global warming and slowed the spinning of the world on it's axis ................... and
OMG I've gone cross eyed which left me out side specsavers talking to George Doubya about a good place to get lunch................. :eek:

UnrealQueen

and then we went to McDonalds where we had big mac meals. Halfway through his burger he started to gag....

Funky

and he choked to death.

The End.

UnrealQueen

but it wasn't really coz Funky resusitated him with the kiss of life and then...

Funky

No I didn't it's really over.

UnrealQueen

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
but it wasn't really coz Funky resusitated him with the kiss of life and then...

...Funky suffered fits of denial...

kano476

...about trying to kiss another man whilst making an effort in vain to end this utterly pointless thread which is really starting....

Funky

I'm doing humanity a favour.

The End.

MidnightQueen

Originally posted by Funky
I'm doing humanity a favour.

The End.

Its not the end. Its never the end. Sure there is no end to anything!!