And then.....

Hobart · 14-10-2003 4:56pm

..school at the moment. But when finished will be bigger than a.......

14-10-2003 4:58pm

size 17 because some of Arnies other super secret shoes haven't been discovered yet, mind you thats not surprising as Arnies cow which jumped over the moon didn't spill any milk whilst doing so
Scientists believe this was because...

Kold · 14-10-2003 8:02pm

There is no gravity in space so there was no pressure that would cause the milk to spill, however, the moons gravity acted to slingshot arnies uber cow to...

smoking_kills · 14-10-2003 11:59pm

....ballymun.....

15-10-2003 11:30am

where it made a phone call to Arnies new governors mansion, and in the rush to answer the phone Arnie tripped over...

Pompey Magnus · 15-10-2003 11:38am

his ego and went tumbling into the dark stranger whose name was

Havelock · 15-10-2003 12:06pm

DEATH

Yavvy · 15-10-2003 12:14pm

Who's real name was timmy helped him to his feet and gave him the biggest....

Walls · 15-10-2003 12:15pm

slap in the mouth with a wet kipper and threw him back so far he landed on his back in ....

Hobart · 15-10-2003 12:42pm

..front of George Dubya Bush. When greeted with this site GWB removed Donald Rumsfeld from his.....

Kold · 15-10-2003 1:49pm

Wifes bed where he was...

15-10-2003 3:10pm

checking it for fleas and all of a sudden...

Pugsley · 15-10-2003 5:01pm

Mrs Bush jumps from under the blanket and runs out the door in a rush.

LegacyUser · 15-10-2003 5:09pm

to unload his....

Pompey Magnus · 15-10-2003 6:05pm

banana yoghurt delivery which is his only source of....

TomTom · 15-10-2003 8:01pm

yoghurt tubs, which he uses to collect his s....

Pompey Magnus · 15-10-2003 9:00pm

secret Weapon of Mass Destruction, the...

smoking_kills · 15-10-2003 10:29pm

thermonuclear toaster..

16-10-2003 11:26am

and from the top of the toaster the mountains of mourne could clearly be seen sweeping down to the sea ...meanwhile a volcano erupted in Abbeydorney...

Pompey Magnus · 16-10-2003 11:42am

which puzzled geologist as Ireland hasn't had an active volcano for millenia and is about 1500km from the nearest plate boundary, until they realised....

Yavvy · 16-10-2003 1:40pm

that they were not infact geologists but just silly blokes that liked rocks more than they .........

16-10-2003 5:08pm

liked Arnie who while settling into his new mansion suddenly heard a big bang from...

Senor_Fudge · 16-10-2003 5:49pm

his shed and worryingly exclaimed ive got to get my .....

Kold · 16-10-2003 7:28pm

tubes tied before...

patto_chan · 16-10-2003 10:32pm

... I go on the game on Hollywood Boulevard to try and pay off California's budget deficit, but before that ....

Pugsley · 16-10-2003 11:14pm

I need to steal some of mrs Bush's banana yoghurts to feed my need for...

17-10-2003 8:58am

speed.
As all this was happening, a goat in a small village in Nepal was seen to gallop across the mountain because...

Yavvy · 17-10-2003 10:10am

George bush had been informed that they goat was infact a leading member ot the Tallaght-ban. The Goat however evaded Americas search by...

17-10-2003 11:25am

dressing up as Bin Laden in a large convertible car with Banners attached in large Writing saying Catch me whilst beeping the horn loudly at...

AL][EN · 17-10-2003 2:20pm

A large platoon of US soldiers which was chasing the goat however for one reason or another........

And then.....

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