i want a kiss!!!

Typedef · 08-09-2003 6:14pm

Originally posted by Kell
Happened to me, save I was asked to take someones virginity for them (which of course I was happy to do). And no, it wasnt any of the fine chappies listed.

Huh... that's what he says to 'all' the virgins.

Kell · 09-09-2003 9:46am

Now now. Jealousy will get you no-where.

K-

Nevyn · 09-09-2003 9:52am

Well it depends on wether a girl wants breaking in by someone who has some sort of an idea how to make it good for her and that she feels she can trust
.

Given a choice between a man that’s knows what he is doing and can teach her and a boy who hasn’t got a clue about his own needs nod drives let a lone hers and could easily make it a horrendous experience It is easy to see why young girls are attracted to older guys.

The Corinthian · 09-09-2003 10:05am

Originally posted by Thaed
Given a choice between a man that’s knows what he is doing and can teach her and a boy who hasn’t got a clue about his own needs nod drives let a lone hers and could easily make it a horrendous experience It is easy to see why young girls are attracted to older guys.

That and an Electra complex.

Trojan · 09-09-2003 10:46am

I want a hug.

Maybe I should start a new thread.

Beruthiel · 09-09-2003 10:52am

Originally posted by Trojan
I want a hug.

Maybe I should start a new thread.

me slaps Tro on head
forget it buster!
just see me at the end of the month!

Typedef · 09-09-2003 1:14pm

Originally posted by The Corinthian
That and an Electra complex.

Freud was a coke addict.

His opinions, barely count....
I mean, just because Freud, wanted to sleep with 'his' mother, and just because Freud was a repressed 19th century drug addict... doesn't mean, everybody shares his predilection for incestous thoughts and tendancies.

Kell · 09-09-2003 1:46pm

Originally posted by Beruthiel
me slaps Tro on head
forget it buster!
just see me at the end of the month!

Me jumps between Ruthie and Trojan narrowliy avoiding a conflict of cataclysmic proportions.

Me turns to Tro and offers a hug. Whats up bud?

K-

Horsefumbler · 09-09-2003 2:19pm

Have you considered experimenting on, say, a horse for example:p

cornell babe · 09-09-2003 3:24pm

Originally posted by Kali
i wouldnt worry about the whole kiss thing... the bigger problem is your shyness.. deal with that and everything else will come in due course .. go out have a bit of fun and try to be that little less concerned and uptight.

And for gods sake dont post where your going on here.. pm instead

Ken

ok im back.

first of all WOW!!!! you guys are great!!! loads of advice and i really dont feel alone now!!!
and kali holy god i am NOT shy at all socially and im not stupid either.

you never know might check out the boards bash thing?
that would be really surreal tho if you knew i was coming id probably get stared at ... woah!!!

ok so am i going for the guy that makes me all tingly?...
or alternatively am i going for one of the moderators of this board??? hehehe only joking?

so here is the moment of truth and id like to emphasise the truth section there if i may?

am i a total freak of nature???
(cue the replies to those people on this thread... weary sigh)

and is it really true that you dont really know if its someones first kiss????

Runfree · 09-09-2003 3:32pm

Originally posted by cornell babe

am i a total freak of nature???
(cue the replies to those people on this thread... weary sigh)

No your not.

and is it really true that you dont really know if its someones first kiss????

Its true. There are some many different ways off kissing that you can't possibly know if its their first kiss or not.

Typedef · 09-09-2003 3:32pm

Originally posted by cornell babe
ok so am i going for the guy that makes me all tingly?...
or alternatively am i going for one of the moderators of this board??? hehehe only joking?

Ya... like totally.

I recommend wearing the face off me... at any/every god given opportunity

scojones · 09-09-2003 3:37pm

times like this i wish i was a mod. Err... I take that back. /me hides before boards takes over my dreams

typie, sort out your inbox

Beruthiel · 09-09-2003 3:50pm

Originally posted by sjones
times like this i wish i was a mod. Err... I take that back. /me hides before boards takes over my dreams [/SIZE]

why dearie, what's up?

cornell babe - may I take this opportunity to pimp Typedef -
he seems fairly clean, has no discernable cooties from what I can see and is fairly presentable when going out for a night on the town.

typie, money in the usual a/c - mmm k?

scojones · 09-09-2003 3:54pm

Originally posted by Beruthiel
why dearie, what's up?

Nothing!

,T'was in response to:

Originall posted by cornell babe
alternatively am i going for one of the moderators of this board???

logic1 · 09-09-2003 3:57pm

If you need a practice run before hand give me a shout. I won't even charge you for your first time.

.logic.

Runfree · 09-09-2003 3:59pm

Originally posted by logic1
If you need a practice run before hand give me a shout. I won't even charge you for your first time.

.logic.

I want my 50 euro back so logic!!

logic1 · 09-09-2003 4:09pm

Originally posted by Runfree
I want my 50 euro back so logic!!

No way! You'd been kissed before. I can tell.

.logic.

JohnnyBravo · 09-09-2003 4:09pm

Get really drunk let a guy make the first move its not hard for girld guys a completly different story

Runfree · 09-09-2003 4:14pm

Originally posted by logic1
No way! You'd been kissed before. I can tell.

.logic.

How did you know? or was it a lucky guess?

Victor · 09-09-2003 4:18pm

Why not just have a traffic light* beers next time? (Green = you want would like to snog. Orange, you'll think about it. Red = no, thank you).

*No, this is not to manage the queue to Cornell Babe.

Kell · 09-09-2003 4:27pm

Originally posted by cornell babe
ok im back.

am i a total freak of nature???
(cue the replies to those people on this thread... weary sigh)

and is it really true that you dont really know if its someones first kiss????

A) No your not

Not sure if I agree with this or not. But then again, there are hundreds of ways of kissing (unfortunately) and *some are waay better than others in this regard. I hate people missing your mouth, or constantly slipping out of yer gob in an orgy of tngue pleasure. Bah.

I wouldnt give it too much thought though. The more you think about it, the more you'll get put off. I know I would be if I was reading some of these replies. Just jump in with someone that makes you tingle.

K-

*Me of course

Typedef · 09-09-2003 4:30pm

Why not just have a traffic light* beers next time? (Green = you want would like to snog. Orange, you'll think about it. Red = no, thank you).

*No, this is not to manage the queue to Cornell Babe.

How about just the wearing of the landing lights on the legs... like the man suggested?

Works for me... plus, none of this.. err, pedestrian flirtation/conversation.

Originally posted by Beruthiel
from what I can see and is fairly presentable when going out for a night on the town.

Now that's just a vicous rumour.

I can get just a disgustingly/embarressingly drunk as any self-respecting soccer larger lout.. person...

BigDaddyKone · 09-09-2003 4:33pm

yea, I wouldn't worry about. about these board beers, What is the ratio of women to men?

Big Chief · 09-09-2003 5:02pm

its a kiss, nothing more, nothing less...

stop worrying so much about the little things and just take it in your stride

AL][EN · 09-09-2003 5:08pm

Originally posted by BigDaddyKone
yea, I wouldn't worry about. about these board beers, What is the ratio of women to men?

Yea since the next boards beer bash in october i'll be going to will be my first it would be nice to know so i can dress for the occasion!!

AL][EN · 09-09-2003 5:14pm

sorry that was slightly off topic!!

back on topic

Its not a big deal, i'd say my 2 cents on the matter but its already been covered by most of the guys (and gals) already! kissing isnt a big deal but its important you dont feel pressured into it
if you dont want to you dont have to no big deal

G'luck anyhoo hope it works out

Mercury_Tilt · 09-09-2003 5:39pm

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Runfree · 09-09-2003 5:46pm

Geesh ure a bit harsh there Merc.

memphis · 09-09-2003 5:57pm

I was 18 before I had my first snog. Just take your time, do it when your ready to.

I will say you have nothing to be afraid or worried about. the first time is always a bit difficult, but once you've done it you'll feel great.

Take the other persons lead, they probably won't even know if its your first time, unless of course you tell em, and I'm sure you will not want to do that.

Honest though, just relax, go with the flow, and before ya know it, you'll be an expert. LOL

Cheers,
Memphis

Boston · 09-09-2003 6:52pm

No anal sex today merc, feeling a little frustrated?

Beruthiel · 09-09-2003 6:58pm

calm down there now lads!

Runfree · 09-09-2003 7:18pm

Originally posted by Beruthiel
calm down there now lads!

But I am calm.

She should really get to meet some one of boards.We all know we are insane here anyways.

Mercury_Tilt · 09-09-2003 7:19pm

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Runfree · 09-09-2003 7:23pm

Hey guys take that to the GLB Issues forum will ya. Don't want to know what you do.

Boston · 09-09-2003 7:24pm

your so rude merc, i like it. I think i've allready given this girl all the advice she needs.

Runfree · 09-09-2003 7:28pm

Originally posted by Boston
I think i've allready given this girl all the advice she needs.

I think we all have Boston.

Now all she needs to do is turn up at one of the Boards Beer meetings and she is sorted.

RunFree

Beruthiel · 09-09-2003 7:32pm

can someone give the girl some proper advice?

I don't want to turn into Hitler in my first week....

Runfree · 09-09-2003 7:41pm

Hi Bert,

Im sure there is plenty of decent advise in their.

Now if she really wants a kiss then I thinks she should just go and meet any one at all.

If she wants to meet some-one decent however she will need to get to know some one but she should not hold back when the moment arises.

There is nothing to worry about. The main thing is that you relax. If you start worrying about it then you got a problem as then you start becoming scared and don't want to kiss the fella you are with.

Just relax have a drink(alcoholic help to relax yourself) and just go with the flow.

Cheers,

RunFree

AL][EN · 09-09-2003 7:46pm

Ok Beruthiel i'll try here goes!!

Girl just be yourself!! its not that big a deal if you dont kiss anyone as most of the guys n gals have said here its not a big thing! if your not ready / comfortable then dont do it, dont get pressured into something you dont want to do just cos "all the cool kids at school are doing it!!"

you say you've got great friends well then go out on the town with them and enjoy yourself while your still young!! go out socialize (sorry my spelling is terrible i know) with your friends
there are plenty of guys out there (and here on boards by the looks of it too) that are willing to give it a go with you. fair enough you might be a bit scared or nervous if its your first time but i'll let you in on a little secret most people are scared when they have there first kiss scared or nervous cos you have no idea what to expect or do its natural

the choice is up to you really the guys are right too kissing only gets better with practice

but your the only one that can make the move so if you really want to try out kissing then go on if it makes you feel any better have a drink before you try (a bit of dutch courage helped me the first time)

it'll work out but your the one that has to make it work if you really want to

i hope it works out for you pet i really do
G'luck

AL][EN

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sorry that was a bit melodramatic i know but if you sift the bull out of there its really what we've all been saying......right??

AL][EN · 09-09-2003 7:47pm

damn you beat me to it runfree

Boston · 09-09-2003 7:48pm

Originally posted by Beruthiel
can someone give the girl some proper advice?

I don't want to turn into Hitler in my first week....

Hmm, she knows what to do, all she needs now is the courage to go do it. we've done alll me can by (some of us) admitting when we had our first kiss, now she sees that she is not the only one and that gives her self confident. Added to this what thread (pretty on target stuff) she should be ok.

Mercury_Tilt · 09-09-2003 7:49pm

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Runfree · 09-09-2003 7:56pm

Originally posted by AL][EN
damn you beat me to it runfree

Ermm srry dude ,

And Merc,

I disagree with you there. She should know what she is doing.
The drink should just help her relax and then she can enjoy her first snog.

PS it would be nice if she met some one decent.

Anyway is anyone going to offer to meet her at all or what. Im sure there is some one decent out here that would give this lady a kiss.

Ok what the heck. I'll nominate myself.

RunFree

Runfree · 09-09-2003 7:58pm

Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Slightly off topic here but a lot of women find the use of the word "pet" quite demeaning.

Just though I'd share that with you alien.

Think about it. You basically refered to her a a dog.

Hmmm if this is true then maybe they shouldn't call us that either.

Im in work now and I know at least 4 of the girls here call me Pet aswell. Im kinda there what the fuck!!! Srry for the use of language Bert.

RunFree

AL][EN · 09-09-2003 8:03pm

Originally posted by Runfree

Anyway is anyone going to offer to meet her at all or what. Im sure there is some one decent out here that would give this lady a kiss.

Ok what the heck. I'll nominate myself.

RunFree

aaaahhhh what the heck i can jump on the band wagon too if you come along to the boards beer bash in october i'll nominate myself too

there you go cornell thats 5 blokes that have said they'll kiss you! what more can a woman ask for!! you now have 5 blokes after you

oh and sorry if i offened you by calling you pet its just i call most of my female friends pet.....or pidgeon (im weird i know)

Mercury_Tilt · 09-09-2003 8:11pm

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Victor · 09-09-2003 8:13pm

Originally posted by Runfree
Im in work now and I know at least 4 of the girls here call me Pet

Sorry love, they shouldn't do that.

AL][EN · 09-09-2003 8:25pm

i know this is slightly off topic so im sorry but it seems pointless making a new thread about it breifly then is calling a woman "pet"
a good or a bad thing?

i know it varies from woman to woman but on the whole? cos i call my friends (female anyway) .... pet if its demening then i'll stop.

i want a kiss!!!

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