TAKE IT women.

Jay

Barclay’s have recently announced the arrival of the new ‘Drive-Through’
cash-point machine, users will be able to withdraw cash without having to leave
their vehicle. To enable users to be utilise this new facility, the following
procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your
own circumstances (i.e. Male or Female) and remember them for when you first use
the machines.

Male Procedure

Drive up to cash machine
Wind down window
Insert card and enter PIN
Enter amount of cash to withdraw
Retrieve card, cash and receipt
Wind up window
Drive off

Female Procedure

Drive up to cash machine
Reverse back 1 metre to align window to machine
Stall engine
Wind down window
Enter handbag and locate and remove card
Attempt to insert card into machine
Open door to allow easier access to machine, due to distance from car to
machine
Insert card
Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN number written on
inside
Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN
Enter amount of cash to withdraw
Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror
Retrieve cash and receipt
Locate purse and place cash inside
Locate cheque book to file receipt
Drive forward for 2 metres
Reverse back to cash machine
Retrieve card
Locate card holder in purse and enter card into slot
Restart engine and pull off
Drive for 3 miles
Release hand-brake

Jay

and even at that...they still forget to wind up the damn window.
women...jeeeesh

Jay

I'm not sexist

Toulouse

Wait 'til you come home mister.
You will seriously take it!
I've changed the locks!

damo

amusing