Monty Python & CTYI

Davejpgr

Well there was a lot of Python realted stuff at CTYI
and anyway here's a place to discuss quote and just wate time
(preferably in a pythonesque manner)


"Wots wwong with Bigus Dickus, I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome called Bigus Dickus"

purplepolkadot

well, classics: richard ng and jane madden doing every good python sketch from that site with all the scripts in study. damn near wet myself laughing. i give them award. nobody else except muir is from classics, so ye won't appreciate the **** ME THEY'RE BRILLIANT-ness of it all.

(I'd quote something memorale and 'oh, yes, that one...' but eh, all i can think of is ''All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.'' for some ungodly reason. oh and bring out your dead...i'm not dead...yes he is, here's ninepence...'ere, he says he's not dead...)

:D mags :D

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Spenguin

Yeah, the life of Brian was the best. I saw the holy grail a week ago. Its great.

Davejpgr

What about the songs? some of them are classics.

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
he sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees
I skip and jump
I like to press wildflowers
I put on womens clothing
and hang around in bars

Shoeless Ailbhe

Well I got a book of Python quotes in the post a while back, and apparently the person who sent me it is also sending me the soundtrack to all the movies so much fun will be had in my house.

As for a quote:
Old Lady: Well how did you become king then?
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in purest shimmering samite, held excalibur aloft from the bosom of the waters to signify that by divine providence I, Arthur, was to carry excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Dennis: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing over swords.... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Arthur: Be quiet!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you....
Arthur: Shut Up

That was in our civics book in 2nd year!!!

Spog

A song...

We're knights of the round table,
Our shows are formid-able.
We do routines and chorus scenes and footwork impecc-able
We drink a lot in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot!!

I'd write the rest but i've probably already made enuf mistakes. Ailbhe will kill me!!

By the way, has anyone seen the lego version of that scene from The search for the holy grail?? Classic!:D

:D mags :D

I saw that! I have the DVD, its one of the special features!

imp

"Your arm's off!" "No it isn't"

"What've the romans ever done for us?!"

"Are you sure sir? Its waffer-thin!"

"Is your wife a goer, eh, eh?"

}:>

s0l

sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you or-a-lise
when I'm between your thighs
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
if we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
and play till we're blown away!