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God

  • 16-09-2003 1:23am
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    God is talking to one of his angels.
    He says, "Boy, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth."
    The angel says, "What are you going to do now?"
    God says, "Call it a day."


    A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices there's something in one of the pockets and it turns out to be a bra. He thinks to himself, "Uh oh. What happened last night?"
    He walks towards the bathroom and finds a panty in the other pocket of his gown. Again he thinks, "What happened last night. What have I done? It must have been a wild party," making his best attempt to conclude and accept the evidence.
    He opens the bathroom door, walks in and has a look in the mirror. He notices a little string hanging out of his mouth and his only thought is, "If there's a God, please let this be a tea bag."


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