Pirate joke

Mac daddy · 17-09-2003 1:58pm #1

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants.

He says "Yar, bartender, fetch me drink!" The bartender gives him a good look, passes him a drink, and leans over to say "hey, buddy, did you know there is a steering wheel hanging out of your pants?

"Arrr," the pirate says "it's been there for days; and it's drivin' me nuts!"

Kappar · 17-09-2003 3:54pm

I like it, I like it alot

Pugsley · 17-09-2003 10:21pm

What has it got to do with a Pirate? the 17 versions Ive heard before none of them had pirates.....:rolleyes:

tman · 17-09-2003 10:31pm

Originally posted by Pugsley
What has it got to do with a Pirate? the 17 versions Ive heard before none of them had pirates.....:rolleyes:

he's just warming up for international speak like a pirate day this friday...
full marks for effort Mac Daddy, guddun:D

davelerave · 18-09-2003 1:38am

Originally posted by Pugsley
What has it got to do with a Pirate? the 17 versions Ive heard before none of them had pirates.....:rolleyes:

there's a first time for everthing eh ,

Havelock · 18-09-2003 12:07pm

Arrr, that was a beauty. yahar har har!

athena 2000 · 19-09-2003 4:29am

Ahoy Mac daddy,

"You could be the first pirate comedian."

- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry Seinfeld, in "The Puffy Shirt" episode

athena 2000 · 19-09-2003 4:45am

Erm...browser burped - mod please delete

Pirate joke

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