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GEORGE W. BUSH - ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT - True or False Quiz

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  • 18-09-2003 2:28pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,120 ✭✭✭


    GEORGE W. BUSH (GWB) - ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT - True or False


    GWB attacked and took over two countries.

    GWB spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

    GWB shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).

    GWB set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

    GWB set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

    GWB is the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

    GWB is the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

    In his first year in office GWB set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.

    After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, GWB presided over the worst security failure in US history.

    GWB set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by an president in US history.

    In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

    GWB cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.

    GWB set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

    GWB appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.

    GWB set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.

    GWB signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.

    GWB presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

    GWB cut health care benefits for war veterans.

    GWB set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

    GWB dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

    GWB made his presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

    Members of his cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).

    GWB am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

    GWB presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.

    GWB is the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and GWB did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

    GWB have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US.

    GWB set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was tough to beat, but GWB did it!!).

    GWB is the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

    GWB is the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

    GWB removed more checks and balances, and have the less congressional oversight, than any presidential administration in US history.

    GWB rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

    GWB withdrew from the World Court of Law.

    GWB refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

    GWB is the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

    GWB is the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

    The biggest lifetime contributor to his campaign, who is also one of his best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

    GWB spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.

    GWB is the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).

    GWB is the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

    GWB took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

    GWB is the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

    GWB changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

    GWB set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations that later made bids for gov contracts.

    GWB have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.

    GWB have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.

    GWB entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
    GWB have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

    GWB was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

    GWB refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

    All records of his tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to his father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

    All records of any SEC investigations into his insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

    All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which GWB served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

    Any records or minutes from meetings GWB (or his VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Beer Baron


    Dat sands lyka a buncha pearinoid pinko commie crackpot crap to me boway!

    Aren't you forgetting his good points?
    Like-erm....uuuuhhh...well didn't he eh...no that was Gandi...no wait I got one...oh no...well how's about when he...eh...wait, I got it!

    He had a way with words didn't he?
    His speeches always made me smile.

    http://www.newyorkbodyscan.com/gwbushquotes.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭bloggs


    "The UN needs to grow legs of responsiblity" that was my favourite one (just before the War on Iraq) :D


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