Some fine spam I just received

ButcherOfNog

1 9 9 9
or
1-6 6 6

Is the END here?

Many people believe that just as we Scream
happy new year this dec 31, 1999
we will see the end of the world!!!!!!!!!

Or at the very minimum SATAN'S true reign
on earth will begin. If this happens the world
will turn into SATAN'S house. That’s right...

HELL ON EARTH!!!

Famine, Fires, Moon turned to blood,
the 7 seas boiling over, Tornados,
Hurricanes, Droubts, Earthquakes,
Volcanoes Erupting, World War, Total
Destruction of Earth. (happening simultaneously)
No one who is left will want to stay on the
horrible planet that our earth will become.
Many of us here will be taken to heaven in a
blink of an eye.. THAT’S RIGHT..GONE!!
Those who are left will wish they would have
been wisked away to paradise!

DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A CHANCE AND
BE LEFT TO SUFFER MORE THAN YOU
COULD EVER IMAGINE?... or be safe? ....1777?

If you want to guarantee your entrance into Heaven
NOW is the time to act! You can guarentee your
place inside the pearly gates today!

Now You can guarantee your that you will not be left
to suffer the Horrific Planet that SATAN will claim for himself.
By ordering your piece of heaven you too will be wisked away
when the time comes. Which may be sooner than we think !!!

PROTECT YOURSELF TODAY BY ORDERING !!!!!!!

For Only $17.77 (that's 1-777 to counteract 1-666)
You can live your life unaffraid of the unforseen future.
When you order Your own "HEAVEN'S CERTIFICATE"
you are guarenteeing your place in eternity.

Each "HEAVEN'S CERTIFICATE" is personally blessed
and prayed for you. You can live in peace knowing that
you too will be wisked away to the pearly gates when the
time is right to leave; as SATAN takes his reign on Earth !!

FOR ONLY $17.77 YOU WILL OWN YOUR PERSONALLY
BLESSED "HEAVEN'S CERTIFICATE"

SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER FOR $17.77 TO:

THE ALL SAINTS CHAPEL
SUITE 777
9407 ATWOOD
ST LOUIS, MO 63123

SEE YOU IN HEAVEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hobbes

Pretty cheap at the price too, Can you buy two and get one sin free?

Btw, barring the Y2K problem, there's a total eclipse coming up in Cornwall in August and a large solar storm expected near the end of year. If that doesn't have your armageddon heads bouncing I don't know what will.

Ps. Don't eat the pudding.

DeVore

HELL ON EARTH!!!

Famine, Fires, Moon turned to blood,
the 7 seas boiling over, Tornados,
Hurricanes, Droubts, Earthquakes,
Volcanoes Erupting, World War, Total
Destruction of Earth. (happening simultaneously)

Wow, cant wait.
Must pre order the popcorn! Anyone wanna come round and sit on my roof for a good view?

DeV.

WhiteWashMan

cool,
although i hadnt planned on world domination for a couple more years, i guess my cards have been played!
damn, and i wanted to see spurs win the treble!

Alan

Another one I saw was advertising Sin Soap or something.

All you have to do is wash yourself with it to wash yourself away.

Read the Weekly World News for lots more

Alan

Kali

ehhh i have a different kind of Sin Soap..
hmmmmmmmmmm
must take another look at that label.....

Venom

Spurs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA

Ven(my fingers are sore after that)om

Kegser

Hmm ****.

Shouldn't of told so many people about my plans to reveal my true identity after consuming mass amounts of alcohol on New Years.

Ah well. At least youse can have some fun before I go and ruin it all.

Keg(not Satan)ser.