A haiku I'd like to share.

Doctor J · 29-10-2003 12:42pm

There are groups out there
If you want to love the dead
who can help you live

Roller Toaster · 29-10-2003 12:50pm

Those groups aren't legal
I have no urge to join them.
I hope you're the same.

Doctor J · 29-10-2003 2:45pm

You must really wait
Until the flesh is colder
Then you may proceed

ColinM · 30-10-2003 6:11pm

Wow! Totally Class!
I'm just back from holidays,
catching up a bit.

Roller Toaster · 30-10-2003 6:21pm

Welcome back Colin.
May I ask where you travelled?
I hope you liked it.

ColinM · 30-10-2003 6:31pm

I'm just back from Spain -
It rained quite a lot there too!
Cheers Rollertoaster.

Roller Toaster · 30-10-2003 7:42pm

I planned a French trip.
But there was an accident
And now I can't go.

Sarky · 04-11-2003 5:06pm

That's very bad news.
My heart goes out to you, with
Huggles aplenty.

Roller Toaster · 04-11-2003 6:35pm

Things are better now-
I still have the Star Trek trip.
Which will be quite soon.

Sarky · 05-11-2003 2:25pm

A Star Trek con, eh?
Hoping to meet the actors?
Mmm, Seven Of Nine...:)

Roller Toaster · 05-11-2003 2:53pm

It's on the Trek board.
Many stars will be there like-
Nana Visitor.

Earthhorse · 05-11-2003 8:07pm

Which is be quite soon?
That doesn't make any sense.
Autumn winter spring.

Roller Toaster · 05-11-2003 9:43pm

"Will" I meant to say
It was a keyboard mistake.
I failed to spot it.

Kai · 08-11-2003 8:22pm

Originally posted by Roller Toaster
"The man became a tree and his life became a forest"

The man became a woman, and now her name is doris.

Sarky · 09-11-2003 2:53pm

This is the life, eh?
To read Boards and listen to
Rattamahatta.

Roller Toaster · 09-11-2003 3:22pm

Well it's now Sunday-
Tomorrow my exams start.
Please wish me some luck

ColinM · 09-11-2003 3:33pm

You don't need good luck!
You'll do well in your exams
from intelligence!

Sarky · 09-11-2003 3:37pm

No exams for me!
My education's winter,
I'm a graduate.

ColinM · 09-11-2003 3:39pm

A small addendum:
Intelligence is no good
without some study!

Roller Toaster · 09-11-2003 5:31pm

How much is enough?
Now I feel almost ready.
Only time will tell.

Sarky · 17-11-2003 6:05pm

So how did you do?
Full of curiosity
Like a young spring lamb.

Roller Toaster · 17-11-2003 11:44pm

They are not back yet.
It will be some time I think-
Fingers are well crossed.

Sarky · 28-11-2003 1:41pm

My house is too cold!
And I'm too poor to buy oil.
Brr, and suchandsuch.

Doctor J · 28-11-2003 2:46pm

low temperatures
are suitable for housing
armies of undead

Sarky · 28-11-2003 6:33pm

Then it is settled.
I shall have to kill myself
And become a lich.

BEAT · 25-01-2004 6:25pm

your voice makes me weak
dreams once again awakened
my pencil writing

luckat · 19-02-2004 5:59pm

What's a lich, Sarky?
A teacher's lich? endlessly
Fawning and smiling?

luckat · 20-02-2004 9:22am

Seriously, what's a lich? New word to me. Is it one of those vampire-novel words?

BEAT · 10-06-2005 12:51pm

This thread has a lot of piss taking in it...but I am bringing it back to life to see if we can get some genuine haiku's posted

~Rebel~ · 13-06-2005 1:55pm

Raise My Head, Rub Eyes
Searching For A Distraction
Sigh, Back To Study.

~Rebel~ · 13-06-2005 2:16pm

Quick, Guilty Brushing
"Yesch Schweacher Isch Quisch Niche...Aghh"
Trip To The Dentist

(Yes Weather Is Quite Nice...Aghh)

doonothing · 03-07-2005 7:32pm

this spool of thread
its uses neverending
now, a shyte jumper

elvenscout742 · 05-07-2005 9:40pm

Some jokes are boring;
Haiku jokes even moreso -
Especially this.

Santa Claus · 06-07-2005 9:36am

Summer comes slowly
bringing life into my soul
why is it raining

stevejazzx · 06-07-2005 9:47am

the spring is long past
but summers yet to arrive
and winter comes fast

stevejazzx · 06-07-2005 9:50am

people post haikus
on boards dot ie daily
most of them rubbish

el_tiddlero · 06-07-2005 1:39pm

you coo, i coo coo
spring brings the cuckoo to you
he coos and we lose.

Sarky · 06-07-2005 1:57pm

And it arises!
Will it rise like summer sun,
Or hungover drunk?

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