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I need a good text joke

pugwall · 2003-09-24 14:47:05

Anyone receice any decent text jokes lately? I haven't but I'd love to here any new good ones. Please post 'em here.....

24-09-2003 3:47pm

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pugwall

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Anyone receice any decent text jokes lately?

I haven't but I'd love to here any new good ones.

Please post 'em here.....

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#2 24-09-2003 4:11pm

McGintyMcGoo

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Frank Bruno was asked if would take over Glen Hoddle's job at Spurs!
He replied "I might be mad, but I'm not that ****ing mad!"

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#3 24-09-2003 4:30pm

SoundWave

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i tried to call you from a payphone last night but i put my doner card in by mistake and it cost me an arm and a leg!

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#4 24-09-2003 8:25pm

AL][EN

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i was sent this by one of my best female friends it scared the hell outta me at first quiet amuzing!!

If i tell u this ur not to tell anyone, ur the only one ive told so far cos ur a close friend of mine but guess who's due in 3 months!.......... SANTA!

OR there's

Yesterday i read an article about the dangers of drinking too much alocohol it scared the Sh*t out of me so today i finally decided im never f*ck*ng reading again.

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