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Train Journey

  • 24-09-2003 6:14pm
    #1
    irishgeo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,511 ✭✭✭


    A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
    playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the
    train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the
    hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are
    getting on, get your arse on the train, cause we're going down the
    tracks".

    The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
    language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
    stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
    but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
    his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
    passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
    your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and
    hope your trip was a pleasant one."

    She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask
    you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is
    no
    smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
    journey
    with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
    pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the c*nt in the kitchen."


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