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Bertie's Clock

LoneGunM@n · 2003-09-25 08:21:31

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks in front of him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who ever lived on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." The…

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks in front of him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who ever lived on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

The man noticed a clock stuck on 12 o'clock and asked, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie" replied St. Peter.

He noticed another one at 2 minutes past 12 and asked, "whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bertie Ahern's clock?" asked the man.

St. Peter replied, "Bertie's clock is in Gods' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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#2 25-09-2003 9:23am

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that's a good un. Done already though with Lawlor
here

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#3 25-09-2003 9:23am

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Wasn't this popted the other day with Liam Lawlor's name instead of Bertie's? As long and he doens;t sue us, but then again, he couldn't afford the legal fees.

Tis a good joke though

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#4 25-09-2003 10:30am

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Works better with Lawlor. Funny the way such a crook has "Law" in his surname!!

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#5 26-09-2003 11:00am

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It was funnier when I was 10 and the clocks were masterbation clocks and they used michael jacksons clock as a fan.
Who ruined this good pre-pubesant joke by adding crap current affairs to it.

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#6 26-09-2003 12:52pm

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outrageous!

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#7 26-09-2003 1:03pm

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Originally posted by pat kenny
Who ruined this good pre-pubesant joke by adding crap current affairs to it.

Sez Pat Kenny!

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#8 27-09-2003 10:57pm

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good joke lol

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#9 28-09-2003 1:59am

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Class pure class

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#10 28-09-2003 5:24am

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that joke is one of the best i have heard in a long time. brilliant

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