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Italian conversation

  • 25-09-2003 3:08pm
    #1
    hussey
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    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
    in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them
    at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of the men say
    the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
    once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
    pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
    indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public
    places about our sex lives.... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

    "Who talkin' about a sexa?
    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

    I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!


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