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Virus Alert !!!!!!

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  • 16-06-1999 5:23pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭


    OK This was mailed to me today. i thought some of teh support people that have been having fun with Worm.Explore zip might enjoy it smile.gif

    Gandalf.

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    I'm sure you're already heard about the Worm.ExploreZip.exe Virus. But do you know about these other viruses lurking about?

    Watch out for the following:

    Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

    Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after two bytes.

    Dr Jack Kevorkian Virus: Deletes all old and damaged files.

    Titanic Virus: Your whole computer goes down.

    Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

    Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAm but your processor doesn't care.

    Michael Jackson Virus: Only attacks minor files.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zome files, then leaves, but it vill be baaack.

    Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows.

    Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy drive.


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