Please don't hurt me

Cable · 01-10-2003 12:31pm #1

A pregnant woman is unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. She walks in to a bank mid robbery and gets shot 3 times.

Now amazingly she survives and so do the triplets that she gives brith to shortly afterwards.

Ten years later mom is sitting watching re-runs of Murder she wrote. when one of her sons comes rushing in

"Mom, mom I just went pee and a bullet came out"

Mom is over come with shock, just as she comes to terms with what just happened anoother son comes running in

"Mom, mom, I just went poo and a bullet came out"

Mom is now on the virge of fainting when in rushes her third son

"Mom mom, i just farted, and somebody's shot the cat"

Kairo · 01-10-2003 12:37pm

NO!!

*smack* BAD MONKEY!

Havelock · 01-10-2003 1:35pm

"Your hopeless pleas fall on uncaring ears, you know the law"
*Removes a long black metal tube from the recesses of his coat*
"This, well this is a terrible thing, was orginally designed to keep male elephants sedated for transport in resevers, but I find in quite shocking no-one else has considered it for law enforcement"
*Sparks jump along the sides of the activated electro-prod as it emits a terrible hi-pitch hum*
"Left or right?"

{Scene fade out}

SoundWave · 01-10-2003 2:43pm

havelock whats with deal with your constant replying in scene form? are you 10?

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havelock makes comment involving slapping original poster with a wet trout

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Mac daddy · 01-10-2003 3:35pm

zero stars for you LoL

Mossy Monk · 01-10-2003 5:17pm

BOOOO!!!
you fail miserably in your attempts to humour me

Vader · 01-10-2003 6:51pm

Havelock
"Your hopeless pleas fall on uncaring ears, you know the law"
*Removes a long black metal tube from the recesses of his coat*
"This, well this is a terrible thing, was orginally designed to keep male elephants sedated for transport in resevers, but I find in quite shocking no-one else has considered it for law enforcement"
*Sparks jump along the sides of the activated electro-prod as it emits a terrible hi-pitch hum*
"Left or right?"

{Scene fade out}

SoundWave
havelock whats with deal with your constant replying in scene form? are you 10?

{scene open}

havelock makes comment involving slapping original poster with a wet trout

{scene fade}

somebody really should do a whole thread like that

Crash · 01-10-2003 7:36pm

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Smoke.

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someone better get the family guy reference

Nuphor · 01-10-2003 9:11pm

Originally posted by SoundWave
havelock whats with deal with your constant replying in scene form? are you 10?

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havelock makes comment involving slapping original poster with a wet trout

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Certainly makes a change from normal replies. I heartily endorse this method of replying for this thread _only_.

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