Friday nights nethouse

tecno

The Accounts of Friday-nights nethouse
By
tec(only sad sober ****er there)no
Ok fair play to shinji came out of the pub to show me were it was, fair play to that. Right we get back to the pub, I get ready to have a nice drinking section first ****en round raven(Ian) buys and FFS shinji desides to play my mammy hahaha , ********Shinji i get turned on enough by you but playing all these kinky mind games is too much ***** anyway he says "ohhh i was already asked are all those lads 21 and i said they were all 18 , you wont pass for 18 so im sorry i have to put yea on coke incase we get thrown out" aghhhhhhh ffs coke id rather have some winegums ffs. You dont know how belittling it is when this ****en lash of a lounge girl comes up and nearly laughs when she is handing out the coke to me, ffs a table of alcho's, oh yea and one ****en coke aghhhh jasus at least the second round he was totaly outa his schull and lets me actually have alcohol ohhh my god shock im not wordy im not wordy, so a round of tequila lovely stuff. straight after that i offer a another round of tequila since i wanted to get ****ed quick befor we had to leave. shinji chickens out wanted to finish his pint first or some bollixliek that thanks so ripper who looked about 24 was to chicken to even go up to the bar so about a half an hour past and no more rounds were bought . so we leg it back to nethouse and see were the offo(offlicence to those boggers out there ) was. On our way back shinji and kindred desided the seen a street cone that they liked u often hear about drunk walkign down the street holding a cone and u think what sad sad sad ****ers what type of ppl do that well now you know hahaha . Anyway we get up to the offo and its close wahhhhhhh so these 3 slappers walking by said a name of an offo that was open late , i wasnt bollixed enough to ask one of em to meet me im sure one of em was nice and shinji would of taken any thing he could get male or female . so we kinda just wonder around for 15 minutes looking for it then deside to get a take-away from the pub. then spent about 4 hours in nethouse doing absolute bollix all well fighting over the key board cause none of the other edgets could get on irc dave showed up with his bird for about 20 mins. OHHHH DAVEY WERE NOT WORDY to be in your presents agh well cant slag he was the only one that night getings some and she was a ****en lash as well cute ickle freckles on her agh well after shinji nearly had them split up over him tellign her storys some made up, some true . She didnt look to happy at all anyway nethouse closed up early cause they all heading to a tribes lan partie in some blokes gaff.So the night wasnt bad but wasnt the greatest
Signing off
tec(Jasus im glad chief has a sence of humour)no

WhiteWashMan

actually you stupid prat, that is my girlfriend.

dumbass!

tecno

haha u wish u had a gf u mean the big hairy palms on yea

Hobbes

If i join all those smileys together will I make a picture?

WhiteWashMan

roflmbo.

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KinDreD

What happened to that cone anyway?...and one more thing....Daves girlfriend was all to eager to find out about the time dave was in waterford and the event with the lamp post and dogs.....:/....tell them dave...tell them what u did to that dog!

juNkie

LOL HAHHAHAHA stirrin little kunts That fukin dog btw ended up wrapped around the lamp post Paul, with a cone up his ar$e.

KinDreD

haha....she actually thought something did happen to you in waterford with a lamppost and a dog.....

Hecate

Shinji has pictures of u

Kegser

Many pictures. Of Sheron. In compromising positions.

Kegs.

tecno

cough emm yea jay very observent arnt we

Jay

u like to smile, don't u.

Shinji

Sheron in compromising positions?

Well.... it was your idea Kegs

I dunno what happened to the cone, I didn't trip over it and break me face on the way out the door so some knacker walkin past probably nicked OUR cone.

BTW, Dave tells me that his lovely lady for the evening sez that me, paul and pete are the only nice leds there cos the rest of you neanderthals wouldn't talk to her.... Even if me an paul only talked to her so we could ruin Davey's "good" name....

As for playing Tecno's mommy, I got asked when I went up for a round earlier if everyone was 21... I was perfectly prepared to let him drink as long as we were buying rounds at the counter, but when yer wan the serving wench came round I was hardly gonna ask for alcohol for someone who looks like he's only outta nappies...

(Especially since that serving wench hates Quake players anyway since the night Sam molested her.... ffs, dirty arab pervert wha!)

Ja,
Shin

WhiteWashMan

her name is amy so it is.
shes a lovely young wan to talk to and only the fact that i was drunk, my girlfriend was right beside me and that i was surrounded by quake players, oh, and she still remembered dave from THAT night, i would have scored her.
maybe in the future i'll let her have her fun with me