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02-10-2003 5:44pm#1Good for a grin....
Streets flooded. Please advise. – Robert Benchley, telegram to his mother on arriving in Venice.
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, Winston, I'd put poison in your tea.
Winston Churchill: And if I were your husband, Nancy, I'd drink it.
Lady Astor (to Churchill, slurring in Commons): “Sir! You are drunk!”
Churchill: “Yes, milady, I am, and you are ugly. But, in the morning, I shall be sober.”
Gent: “Sir! How dare you fart before my wife!”
Farter: “I do apologise. I didn’t realise it was her turn.”
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