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banbutcher · 2003-10-05 09:46:17

A woman in the bedroom looks in the mirror sighs and says to her husband : "my breasts are sagging, im getting fat and i dont look as young as i used to. please pay me a compliment!" the husband replies: "Your eyes are spot on!!"

05-10-2003 10:46am

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banbutcher

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A woman in the bedroom looks in the mirror sighs and says to her husband :
"my breasts are sagging, im getting fat and i dont look as young as i used to. please pay me a compliment!"

the husband replies: "Your eyes are spot on!!"

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#2 05-10-2003 4:18pm

Mossy Monk

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good one

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#3 05-10-2003 4:24pm

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not bad at all

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#4 06-10-2003 2:43am

de5p0i1er

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Hes going to be sleeping on the couch for the next few weeks.

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#5 06-10-2003 1:39pm

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#6 06-10-2003 2:36pm

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Hmmm must use that one on the girlfriend next time she complains

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